FF:VIC Okay, enough of the War; time for some discussion threads.

James and I are concerned. Not, for once, simply about Cahill and his TYRANT0RZness, but moreover, about the influx of PYGMY people in this country.

Oh my god destroy it before it eats us et al. Delete Delete Delete.

They have these shrunken heads, abnormally so, and are otherwise genrally stupid and unclean.

Their poor breeding has given poor master Zaarin the fear.

We should make it a priority to get rid of such common, sub-species filth from our great state. Keep such crap in Adelaide and Sydney where it belongs.

Discuss.

Pygmies have been complaining about the discriminatory nature of this thread.

 

These PYGMYS should be eradicated. Their kind is that of not what we like here!

*grabs rusty rake*

 

I believe that Adelaide is this country's signposted rubbish area, let us not pollute Sydney with such bollocks.

 

Sydney I am afraid is the origin of all things rubbish in this country. Especially pygmy scum. I mean, look at it's road system. Chaos. Nothing ordered.

"Quick look at its head oh lord!"

 

I have had a past encounter with a pygmy from sydney. I had thought I had experienced fear, but then I met it. Nothing could have prepared me for that encounter. Suffice to say I lived to tell the tale but dark have been my dreams since... the head... the head...

 

How did you kill it in the end Pip? Were there natural weaknesses or anything of the sort?

 

I merely wounded it with my razor sharp wit... I was lucky to escape quite frankly. Alas, the predator still feasts, tortured souls cry out for help and receive further abuse.. what else would one expect from them pygmy lot up north?

 

ala Yuuzhan Vong?

 

The last pigmy i've ever seen was holding an assault rifle at my head....

scary

 

Even THEY cower! Have you not ever met one? Pygmies, because of their disproportions (ie the head and body ratio being waaaay out of whack) are a very bitter lot. Their jaundice lifestyle has led even teh YV to seek shelter. Just ask Jello

 

Those silly pygymy sorts, being vertically challenged and all that.

 

A good idea. Jello, what measures would you advocate taking were California taken over by the same foul pygmy sub-species?

 

He'd order a orbital bombardment....of snack puddings.

 

Probably best to upgrade from snack puddings to main course puddings. I've seen these things eat..

 

Jello is a true strategist. But could you push pygmy people away? despite their abnormally small shaped heads and short stature, I wouldn't want to try and move one...

 

Jelly, this is a most heretical proposition. may huggard pwn you for a thousand symposiums.

 

As I was saying, top idea, Jelly.

 

What about floating it off to Japan at say about 5 past one in the morning? Pygmies like small feet

 

ooo....pygmy subs.

*grabs depth charges*

 

There are too many tangerine deposits below the surface of Japan; the pygmies would merely feast in our absence.

 

An excellent propositions. Anyone care to discuss the ramifications of such an action? We really need to flesh out the details on this point if nothing else.

btw gg guys this discussion is really good so far we are making good progress towards a solution.

 

What if we were to force these pygmy's to start taking growth hormones?

At least they wouldnt be so freakishly small headed?

 

To what action do you refer to my dear PoT?

 

Well, Thok's idea with the GH hormones is a good one, I'd be looking at the timed arrival at Japan as our best option at current.