FF:VIC Okay, enough of the War; time for some discussion threads.

made out of lycra or spandex?

 

I think the Japanese would use the pygmies to their advantage, they have a great talent at exacting entertainment from even the most pathetic of lifeforms... hell I think the pygmy would add an entirely new dimension the pokemon world at any rate

 

wool

 

but think about the kids

 

wool pokemon?

wool mittens?

wool what?

Will wool have the answer to the Pygmy problem? Offer a Final Solution?

 

I am sure the pygymy-fellows would find their way on to some variation of table tennis themed gameshow in the land of the rising sun.

 

if its good for the kids its good for the world - wool is also one of our major exports i would have thought. wool it is

 

Pokemon?

Who spoke of the blasphemic offspring of the PYGMY's?

 

*wails in a manner befitting Eric Burdon*

 

Perhaps wool mittens could be recyled into table tennis nets finely woven so after being shoved onto japan the pygmys are forever absorbed in cheaply produced table tennis products and tournaments.

This plan is getting better all the time!

 

jelly, that's a lie spread by the Cahillist Orwellian Ministry of Truth. It is nothing but a lie, with 10x more Orwellian overtones and kla.

 

Damn that Cahillist ministry. Will they ever stop their oppression?

oh jeez guys we are drifting back to the war DON'T TALK ABOUT HTE WAR OR THE GERMANS OH CRAP THE GERMANS ARE COMING wait no it's just a plane

so, back to pygmy problems....

 

Hmm.....if kla and Damir had a child....would it also be a PYGMY?

 

No, it would be a Damiri Bat-Child that was always drunk or arrested.

 

Thus inspiring a whole new generation to GET INVOLVED whilst opening up a new market for Australian sheep farmers... BRILLIANT!! And at the end of the day one hopes the pygmy is happy.

 

I've seen those Sydney pygmies...


They offered me sweets but I said no.

 

It's not so much that we are against pygmys, moreover that we simply advocate their complete and utter eradication.

EDIT: welcome Skate! If you've had first hand experience with sydney pygmy people we'd love to hear your account. it would help our plans!

 

Poor poor bat children.

*cries*

Speaking of sheep, I always wondered what stops PYGMY's from hiding in a sheep suit, and stealing the sheep?

 

Get your shovels, Australia!

 

Sheep's heads, while being quite small in comparison to their own body, are still far bigger in size than a pygmy's, I believe...

 

Then two pygmy's could fit in there...

Just like two humans in a cow.

 

bah bah black mod have you any wool yes sir yes sir three bags laffo

 

*falls over uncontrollably*