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Okay, I'm going to ask the Biggest Star Wars Mystery of All Time!

Discussion in 'Literature' started by MoronDude, Jan 24, 2001.

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  1. Han Soho

    Han Soho Jedi Youngling

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    He's a Yodel.
     
  2. Saint_of_Killers

    Saint_of_Killers Jedi Youngling star 5

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    For some reason, I always thought that Dagobah was the home planet of whatever species Yoda is. He looks like something that would evolve in a jungle/swamp environment.
     
  3. Senator_Elegos_A-Kla

    Senator_Elegos_A-Kla Jedi Master star 5

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    Maybe Yoda is a figment of our imagination!

    Or he's a Hutt with dwarfism!

    Or maybe a true native of Coruscant!
     
  4. Darth_Kettch

    Darth_Kettch Jedi Youngling star 3

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    So when the Vong take Coruscant, they'll be stopped by a midget rebel movement from the lower levels... :D
     
  5. Aldaric_Brandl

    Aldaric_Brandl Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Yoda is actually three really, really small Ewoks in a suit.
     
  6. Supreme_Overlord

    Supreme_Overlord Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I don't know, but if I was Yoda, I'd be shagging Yaddle
     
  7. Tiershon_Fett

    Tiershon_Fett Jedi Knight star 5

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    Yodish his language is!

    From History of the Galaxy, Part I:

    "So poor are we, a language we have not! Yes! Hmm! Just this stupid accent! Heh!"

    Enmasse: "HEH"!
     
  8. BobaFetts_Clone

    BobaFetts_Clone Jedi Youngling star 2

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    When you use to mush of the dark side of the force, you start deteriorating and become the emperor.....When your strong with the light side you become a Yoda......Watch out Luke.......
     
  9. CloneofPhanan

    CloneofPhanan Jedi Padawan star 4

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    He's a Zoknarf.(There's a very lame hidden joke there. See if you can find it.)
     
  10. TheVader

    TheVader Jedi Youngling

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    Yeah, I get it. zoknarf = frankoz = Frank Oz.

    I don't know which species he is; i'm not sure if it'll be known too.
     
  11. Wildwookiee

    Wildwookiee Jedi Master star 4

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    I think that Yoda is a Luka...and he wrote the Whills Diary...his real name is Yoda Whills...see I solved the mystery...it's amazing what you can acomplish by listening to a little U2.
     
  12. Knight1192

    Knight1192 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Nah, he's a ............................................................................................................... that's what he is.
     
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