Okay, I'm going to ask the Biggest Star Wars Mystery of All Time!

Discussion in 'Literature' started by MoronDude, Jan 24, 2001.

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  1. Han Soho Jedi Youngling

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  2. Saint_of_Killers Jedi Youngling

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    Feb 18, 2001
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    For some reason, I always thought that Dagobah was the home planet of whatever species Yoda is. He looks like something that would evolve in a jungle/swamp environment.
  3. Senator_Elegos_A-Kla Jedi Grand Master

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    Jan 18, 2001
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    Maybe Yoda is a figment of our imagination!

    Or he's a Hutt with dwarfism!

    Or maybe a true native of Coruscant!
  4. Darth_Kettch Jedi Master

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    So when the Vong take Coruscant, they'll be stopped by a midget rebel movement from the lower levels... :D
  5. Aldaric_Brandl Jedi Knight

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    Yoda is actually three really, really small Ewoks in a suit.
  6. Supreme_Overlord Jedi Knight

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    I don't know, but if I was Yoda, I'd be shagging Yaddle
  7. Tiershon_Fett Jedi Grand Master

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    Yodish his language is!

    From History of the Galaxy, Part I:

    "So poor are we, a language we have not! Yes! Hmm! Just this stupid accent! Heh!"

    Enmasse: "HEH"!
  8. BobaFetts_Clone Jedi Knight

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    When you use to mush of the dark side of the force, you start deteriorating and become the emperor.....When your strong with the light side you become a Yoda......Watch out Luke.......
  9. CloneofPhanan Jedi Master

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    Jul 20, 2000
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    He's a Zoknarf.(There's a very lame hidden joke there. See if you can find it.)
  10. TheVader Jedi Knight

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    May 30, 2001
    Yeah, I get it. zoknarf = frankoz = Frank Oz.

    I don't know which species he is; i'm not sure if it'll be known too.
  11. Wildwookiee Force Ghost

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    I think that Yoda is a Luka...and he wrote the Whills Diary...his real name is Yoda Whills...see I solved the mystery...it's amazing what you can acomplish by listening to a little U2.
  12. Knight1192 Jedi Grand Master

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    Nah, he's a ............................................................................................................... that's what he is.
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