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Discussion in 'Canada Discussion Boards' started by Indigo_Jade, May 17, 2002.

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  1. Indigo_Jade

    Indigo_Jade Jedi Knight star 5

    Apr 23, 2002

    Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

    Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

    Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

    Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

    Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

    Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing
    liquid made with real lemons?

    Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

    Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

    Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

    When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

    You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
    don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

    If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

    SMILE :D and have a great day!!!

    May the force be with you all,

  2. major_jedi_failure

    major_jedi_failure Jedi Youngling star 1

    May 1, 2002
    lol. very funny.

    but if you think we're gonna let you go for dissing ep 2 yesterday, you got another thing coming. in order to be fully forgiven, the gods demand a sacrifice...perhaps you're right hand... :D
  3. Indigo_Jade

    Indigo_Jade Jedi Knight star 5

    Apr 23, 2002
  4. RangerRebel

    RangerRebel Jedi Youngling

    Apr 21, 2002
    -If 7/11 is open 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year... why is there a lock on the front door???

    -Why is it that if something is sent by land it's called a shipment but if it's sent by boat it's called cargo???
  5. Woofer

    Woofer Jedi Padawan star 4

    Aug 27, 2001
    Also never forget:

    You drive on a parkway, and park in a driveway.
  6. Indigo_Jade

    Indigo_Jade Jedi Knight star 5

    Apr 23, 2002
    7-11s have locks in case of power failure or robbery... :p

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