Old Rogues go Rogue: Latest Update: Wes' Sister Comes to Visit

Ooh... Hobb's has a girl?

Hobb's and his girl sittin in a tree, K.i.s.s.i.n.g. etc...

 

Ack, how did I miss this for so long?
But once again a truly hilarious post.
Poor Hobbie, but singing the "I don't need Bacta" song was just asking for trouble.

 

I needed a laugh, and you really delivered. That was hilarious!!!

 

Damn didn't see the update till now. Great post. Poor Hobbie.

 

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forceaddict
Thanks.

Phoenix_Reborn
Oh no! Now that tune is going around and around and around in my head!

 

pengwin_jibberish
Yeah, he was doomed from the moment he started the song.

CptCorranHorn
Thanks. I will try and post the next part--with Wedge--this week.

 

This week? Ooh!
*can't wait*

 

Better stuck in your head than mine!

New part this week?! YAY!

 

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Spike
Thanks.


All
Finishing new part now...

 

This is my favorite part so far; I hope you all like it. I was writing while in a meeting and ended up laughing way out loud. It was embarrassing but worth it.



Part 8

Wedge opened the door to his Coruscant apartment and smiled at his wife who was waiting for him. Then he noticed her amused expression. ?What??

?A package was delivered today,? Iella answered slyly.

?What was it??

?Well, at first I thought you had sent me a thoughtful surprise but then I looked closer and realized the delivery was for you,? Iella pointed to a large bouquet of Roostel flowers.

Who would send me flowers, Wedge asked himself. He leaned over to smell the flowers and froze.

?It?s Wes.?

Iella finally laughed out loud. ?I do not know where he found it but you have to admit he is resourceful.?

Wes glanced back at the bouquet with a horrified expression. The flowers were beautiful but once Wedge saw the vase that seemed to be all he could see. The vase was in the form of an Ewok hugging what looked like a stuffed human pilot with dark hair.

?Recycle it,? Wedge told Iella.

She gave her husband an I-know-something-you-don?t smile. ?Pick it up.?

Very hesitantly, as if handling a bomb, Wedge picked up the vase.

?Yub, Yub, Commander,? the vase said as it came off the table.

Iella laughed harder.

Wedge quickly placed the vase back on the table and stepped away from it, waiting for the voice to speak out again.

?It only speaks when you pick it up,? Iella said between laughs.

?Any other surprises??

?Water it.?

?What does it do?? Wedge asked in a resigned voice.

Iella just burst into another round of laughter, wiping away the tears that were running down her cheeks.

With a loud sigh Wedge poured some water into the vase. All at once music started playing.

?Not that! Anything but that,? Wedge groaned. ?The last time I heard that song it took me a month to get the tune out of my head.?

?What song is it?? Iella started slightly swaying to the beat.

?We named it the Ewok Song.?

?That is its name??

?Yeah. After the second Death Star?s destruction the Ewoks had a party that lasted all night and into the next morning. The Ewok Song was the first song they played. It was also the second and third and fourth and fifth... Did you know that in all of Ewok culture they only have one song? It is played at parties, funerals, bonding days, at every event.?

?What?s going on?? Myri came into the room.

Wedge had to answer since Iella was laughing too hard to respond. ?Do you remember Uncle Wes??

Myri jumped up and down excitedly, ?Course! He always brings me presents. He got me my Ewok slippers, my pet super-stink worm, my paint blaster which you took away, my lock picking set, all my loud musical instruments, my??

?Yes, Myri. That?s the Wes I am talking about.?

?Is he coming?? Myri clapped her hands together in excitement.

?Oh, I hope so,? Iella finally responded. ?I cannot wait to see how your father gets his revenge.?

?No, honey,? Wedge told his daughter. ?Wes is too busy finding ways to torture your dad.?

?I?m going to marry him,? Myri declared.

Wedge felt as if he had been strangled and punched simultaneously. This is beyond my worst nightmare! Iella was laughing so hard she bent over, gasping for air. Wedge could not fathom how to respond to his daughter. He turned to Iella, hoping for some assistance. She took one look at his stupefied, horrified expression and laughed even harder.

Finally Wedge found his voice. ?Myri, dear, you remember that green speeder you wanted? If you promise to never ever speak or even think that ever again then when you are fifteen, I will buy it for you.?

?I do not want a speeder anymore. I want an X-wing so I can be a famous pilot like Uncle Wes.?

Louder laughter from Iella.

?Did you know your dad is also a pilot?? Wedge asked.

?Daaaad,? Myri said in exasperation. ?You aren?t as good a pilot as Uncle Wes. He told me he was the best pilot ever.

 

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great stuff Kettch

 

OMG! That was hilarious! The Ewok Song, Yub yub Commander, an Ewok hug! I can't stop laughing!

And poor Wedge, his little girl wants to marry his worst enemy!

 

*snarfs*

*snarfs again*

ROTFLMAO to teh point that I canna type properly.

 

ROTFLOL!!! That was just great!

?I?m going to marry him,? Myri declared.

LMAO!!

 

Good good stuff.
Hehe, I guess I have something in common with Wes. I also get my nieces and nephews all the annoying and messy toys that their parents don't want them to have.

 

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I cant think straight that was so funny!!!!

 

too funny to type, laughing too hard

 

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Kettch. I'm going to have to sue you for damage to my sides that occured during the reading of the above post.

 

Kettch, I literally fell out of my seat. That was wonderfully funny!

~Inyri

 

LOL@Spike and Inyri
Yeah, I had a kid sitting in front of me (I was in the school computer lab) who was sure that I was laughing at him; he didn't believe me when I said it was this story I was reading... Oh well.

 

A 'I'm free from school so of course I'm gloating' up!

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Grr! I'm not done yet.
I still have 11 days...