Old Rogues go Rogue: Latest Update: Wes' Sister Comes to Visit

Kettch the Jedi, that was one of the funniest scenes I've ever read. I think I'll print it, and carry it around in my purse, and pull it out when I want a good laugh. And to scare strangers.

 

mrslush
Glad you thought it was great. And, okay, I am going to feel dumb asking but I cannot figure out the whole acronym ROTFLMAF.

Daughter_of_Yubyub
I liked the Ewok song part also. And when the idea of Wedge's daughter wanting to marry Wes came to me I started laughing so hard I could barely breathe. Ahh... some days the stories just create themselves.

 

And to scare strangers.
Hmm...now there's an idea.

 

*sigh*

a good story shouldn't be this far down!

*up*

 

Agreed...

*stabs OPPM*

 

Sorry the next part is taking so long! Here's my story:

I went on vacation for two weeks,
I got home Sunday and my internet was not working,
I called BellSouth and they said they would fix it by Tuesday afternoon,
Eight phone calls, five repairmen, and five days later my line still has not been fixed and I still do not have internet access!
Currently I am using the city library's internet but it has a time limit so I cannot do much more than let you know that I have the next part ready, I am just waiting for my connection to be fixed. Sorry about the delay; I have not forgotten the story.

 

Sorry to hear about your internet being evil!

 

Wow....you are absolutely hysterical, Kettch. Especially the bit where Myri wants to marry Wes

And poor Hobbie! I think he should just kick everyone's @$$ and be done with them >

 

~Stupid non functioning internet!

 

Oh, well... *tries to be patient*

 

Phoenix_Reborn
I'm laughing at your snarfing.

neila_nuruodo
Glad you liked it. I cannot think of a scarier sentence for Wedge to hear.

pengwin_jibberish
Sounds like fun. I cannot wait to have neices and nephews but I only have one sister and she's too young to even be married. Oh well.

CptCorranHorn
Thanks. Glad it was that funny for you.

 

Up!

 

it's been sooooooooo long since this thing got updated. what's going on Kettch? where have you been?

 

Uppity up up
Uppity up up
Look at ficcy go
Uppity up up
Uppity up up
Over the boards of snow

 

Oookay...

 

kick to TOP!

-b-

 

What? You don't like musical ups?

 

They're great 'cause they give me an opportunity to make fun of someone.

 

Alright, alright, I won't make fun of you...just up the thread!

 

UPPERS!

 

*Falls off chair from laughing so hard*

Kettch_the_Jedi your story is wicked funny!!!!!!I love it!!!!!!

Will your next post be up soon??!

nina

 

forceaddict
Glad I could make you laugh so hard.

Spike
lol! Hope your sides are better.

InyriForge
Thanks. Glad you liked it and I'll try to warn you ahead of time if I ever write as funny a post so you can sit on the floor.


neila_nuruodo
About that whole kid in comp lab with you... I have done that a few times too. Quite embarassing, but then I think "Oh well. I'm laughing and he's not so I win."


hawkbatcanuck
Welcome. Glad you liked the post and that's a great idea about carrying it around in your pocket. I still laugh when I picture the scene. And I like the strangers idea.

JadeSolo
Welcome. I am glad you are amused with the story. The Wedge/Myria part is my favorite so far but I am having a lot of fun "beating up" on Hobbie.

Daughter of Yubyub
Very amusing musical up. It inspired me to type up more.

Jedi_jainafel
Greetings! Glad you like the story.
The next post is coming very soon but I am really looking forward to the post after this next one because I get to coughtorturecough Wes.

 

Who-hoo! More soon!

 

*smacks the computer*

Sorry

Bad double post!

 

To Everyone who Upped the thread:
Thanks so much for the Ups. I appreciate the support.

To Our Newcomers:
Welcome again. I try to update this thread every two to four weeks but if you want more humor, check out my other story Tahiri's Place (link in bio)which has turned out to be mostly about the Wraiths, Inyri, Bhindi, and an OC or two.

Note:
For silly humor check out my new Star Wars Musicals (link in bio). Also, this next post is going to set up the following post in which I get to have even more fun with Wes--Hobbie needs a little more break time before I get back to him. Enjoy...


Part 9

Wes looked at his assembled ?New Republic? and ?Empire? pilots and sighed with regret. I wish I had thought to do this while in Rogue Squadron. I could have had all the Rogues dress up as Tie fighter pilots right before one of Wedge?s pre-mission briefings. Oh well, I better see what I can do to shake up these pilots? lives. ?Okay, let?s get to our ships and have our first live practice.?

Ignoring the looks of apprehension passing among his pilots, Wes led them to the hanger. He stopped as soon as he saw the ships. ?Why are all the ships green??

Drea stepped forward and answered, ? Our old commander decided that would help us.?

Wes shook his head, not really paying attention to Drea?s response. Why did it have to be green? I hate that color. Too many years spent watching nothing but grass and Ambrians.

?Do you remember the goal of this exercise?? Wes turned to his pilots.

?Don?t we go out, wait two minutes for you to get out of the hanger, and then try to get back to the hanger without getting shot by you?? Piila asked.

?Correct, but remember you cannot leave the atmosphere or go farther than 500 clicks from the hanger.?

?What are clicks?? Vrawni questioned.

?Standard New Republic distance measurements...? Wes? voice trailed off when he noticed the group?s look of incomprehension. ?Don?t tell me, let me guess. Taanab still uses Arms for measurement.?

?Yep.?

?What else is there to use??

?I don?t like the weather here either.?

This time Wes didn?t even try to guess what Swroe had heard. ?Okay, well then stay within about a five trillion Arms radius of the hanger.?

?Our ships only count up to four trillion nine hundred eighty-two thousand and four Arms.? Afba informed his commander who seemed to be slightly exasperated.

?Just make sure you fly only where the hanger is still on your scopes,? Wes instructed.

?What if we have our radar off?? Piila asked.

?If you think you can turn your radar off and yet still avoid being shot by me then go ahead. Heck, you can turn your life support off if you feel that you don?t need that either.?

?I don?t need a girl in every port,? Swroe declared.

Once the pilots were in their ships and the system checks were completed Wes gave final directions over the comm.. ?You have a two minute head start. Don?t hurt anyone and may the Force give me patience. Go.?

Wes rested his head against side of the ship, wondering if any of his pilots would make it back to the hanger without being shot. Probably not. After his chrono announced the completion of two minutes Wes slowly started his X-wing and rose into the sky.

Switching to main engines and unlocking the wings into attack formation, Wes glanced at his screen. There were no ships detectable within five hundred clicks. ?What in the galaxy did they do?? Wes asked himself. ?It?s like playing Rancor-and-monkey-lizard; they must have all gone to the edge of the allowable radius. They think I?ll go in one direction away from the hanger and then they?ll sneak in from the other direction. Too bad my radar will pick them up as soon as they start toward the base. I thought they?d at least be a little harder to get than that.?

So Wes started flying away from the launch site. A minute passed with still no sign of any of his pilots. Where could they be? Another minute passed. For sure