On a lighter note.........

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Ooh_Aah_Cantona, Mar 25, 2002.

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  1. anakin_pm Jedi Master

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    I got me self another shop lifter on saterday :)
    Anyone one to know the details?? :p
  2. toochilled Jedi Grand Master

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    ack - 'cause you can live in London lass - you just have to be creative!

    Actually - at the moment going to, say, Glasgow would be more then going to uni in london :eek:

    Student loans and the like, plus a job and , if nescessary 'creative' housing benefit will see you through.

    The way I see it you have to decide what - and then do it. Don't let yoour decission be swayed by trivialities such as cost and availability.
  3. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Did he shove the batman costume up his jumper? Or did he try and walk out of the shop wearing it?
  4. LadyVader81 Jedi Grand Master

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    cost is a big thing when you got no money
  5. LadyVader81 Jedi Grand Master

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    looky what I found
    "SAAS will pay the tuition fees for all eligible full-time Scottish and EU students studying at publicly funded institutions in Scotland. The level of your family income does not matter. This payment will be at the standard rate (£1,075 in 2001-2)"
  6. anakin_pm Jedi Master

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    lol No
    There I was sitting about ( as I usualy do), and I saw Mr D enter my store, he walks in woundering around, he picks up two cordless doorchimes, he walks of to the other end of the shop, he stops looks around, moves over the other side of the shop, places them into his handbag, yes hangbag, and walks out the doors, I leap over the counter and drag him back in. :)

    spent the next hour waiting for the police to arrive and the next hour sitting in the police station filling in my statement :)
  7. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    Mr D? Did he claim mental stress due to his riduculous name and all the teasing he had as a child because of it?
  8. anakin_pm Jedi Master

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    Mr D because I cant reveal his real name.
    Data Protection and all that
  9. MayhemUK Jedi Master

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    Which is why I couldn't understand Andy saying I was wrong J :D

    Still, you're right about the distance gap in Scotland...
  10. LadyVader81 Jedi Grand Master

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    cool :D

    some people pfft like last weel this guy was buying all this alcohol and a girl was with him and she walked away and turned so I couldnt see her face (but I already had and she was about 14) and they got in a right mood when I wouldnt serve them coz they had no ID. So my controller came down said the same thing so they started screaming abuse at us and walked out lol
  11. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    ROTFLMAO. Data protection act? You've posted far worse my man.......
  12. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    // gasp

    Not two cordless doorchimes?

    I suppose that just goes to show, man cannot live on corded doorchimes alone.
  13. toochilled Jedi Grand Master

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    hmmm - I'm sure English students still have to pay :p

    but really - I thought the tuition fees don't matter. I mean - if you have to pay them yuou get an extra loan for them that you cannot get otherwise - correct?

    Still though - maybe you should look at getting a job and doing it part time or Ou. Or even, which for the cash hungry would be easiest, getting a job and hen reeling off a few mcse's. {take you about 3 months if you can be arsed} - then you can skip up to working 3 days a week and getting a nice 27grand a year for it.
  14. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    Yeah we had a similar problem when I discovered one of our customers, DR JAMES PIGEON, was a child pornographer...

    As you can tell.... I don't much care about data protection in this case.. sick weirdo pervert.
  15. anakin_pm Jedi Master

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    lol- I have to go by the law now Chet :)
  16. LadyVader81 Jedi Grand Master

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    why just coz I'm English I would have to pay? lol

    think it would help if I told I am part Scottish ;)
  17. anakin_pm Jedi Master

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    lol- Yep but this guy is on Herion, he would of nicked anything just to buy another packet of it.
  18. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    LOL @ Sam

    // puts hand behind ear

    Dr James who? I can't hear you....

    Anakin - I'm thinking now it was Tony Blair.

    Who else could it be? Shrouded in secrecy -Tony Blair - the man with an unquenchable thirst for cordless doorchimes

    It was wasn't it...Tony Blair

    // shouts

    IT WAS TONY BLAIR EVERYBODY
  19. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    I'm afraid I'm not allowed to tell you that it was DR JAMES PIGEON... P I G E O N.. who was caught with approximately 20gb of kiddieporn on his computer as well as several large removable media

    I felt sorry for the CID chap who had to sift through the whole lot and print out the worst examples he could find. I tell you.... it was gross.... I felt sick when I saw it fly onto the screen...
  20. toochilled Jedi Grand Master

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    20gb!'

    damn - that be a lot :eek:


    Hang on, - how did this thread go from 'on a lighter note' to 'kiddy porn' :eek:
  21. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    This is the UK forums....
  22. pdubyuh Jedi Master

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    he was on herion ? is that like a cross between a heron and heroin ?
  23. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    LOL @ pdub. I find that heron is good as long as you pluck the feathers first. Otherwise it just gets messy.
  24. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    The bestial acts you committ in the privacy of your own four walls are nobody's business butcha own, OA
  25. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    Herion comes in small packets and you get a free fish
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