One liners you would like to see in Episode III

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  1. Mauler_II Jedi Knight

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    Padme: "Leia seems happy enough playing with her repulser rattle, but Luke just seems to cry all the time."

  2. bwing53 Jedi Knight

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    Padme: You will be known as Count Looku. . .hmm. . .Perhaps just "Luke".
  3. BYOB_Kenobi Jedi Grand Master

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    Padmé realizes she's got a 50% bonus in the offspring department: "I've got a bad feeling about this."
  4. Mauler_II Jedi Knight

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    Anakin shouts out the "Wilhelm" while falling into a molten pit.
  5. CheddarJedi Jedi Knight

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    Yoda: "Anakin, your father I am."
  6. TheWampas1138 Jedi Master

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    Woman to small boy: Put that down this instant Han, we've got to get back to Corellia or your nerf will get loose.

    Dwayne

    PS. Wouldn't a second kid be a 100% bonus? A 50% bonus would be half a kid (or, a shaved Ewok).

    Marcy had thought of one coming from a clone army of Padmes that all men would like to see, but she decided to censor herself... I... thought it was a good idea for a film. So instead, she thought of this one:

    R2-D2: Beep Wop Bit Num! (Translated: Gonk, I am your father!)
  7. Mauler_II Jedi Knight

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    Bobba to Mace: "My name is Bobba Fett. You killed my Father. Prepare to die."


    I can't take credit for this one - someone else mentioned it on Saturday, though I can't remember who...
  8. Mauler_II Jedi Knight

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    Padme: "I'm.... I'm pregnant."
    Anakin: "Is it mine?"

    [Padme picks up Anakin and throws him in molten pit. Darth Vader crawls out.]
  9. solo414 Jedi Master

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    ROTFLOL. I wish I was clever and could think up something. Thanks for the laughs. [face_laugh]
  10. jedi_kiss_rock_ Jedi Master

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    you guys are funny lololololololololololol

    :D

    thx
    jedi kiss rock
  11. Darth_Lee Jedi Master

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    "Man, it's hard to breathe in this thing..." - Anakin trying on the Vader helemt for the first time.
  12. Mace_Master Jedi Knight

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    When Padme has triplets instead of twins-

    "Meesa taken care of dat one." says a much hated gungan whose name I shall nto utter.

    Later on

    "Opps, Meesa causen maybe one or twoee, accidentes."

    Okay, that's kind'a morbid, but oh well.
  13. Bishop76 Jedi Knight

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    LOL - morbid, but still funny.

    Obi-Wan describing the senate:
    "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy..."

    Jeff
  14. Idaara Jedi Knight

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    Yoda to what is left of the Jedi: "Okay, you guys handle this, I'm outta here."
  15. Mauler_II Jedi Knight

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    Yoda: "Kicked our butts have been, vacation now, I need."
  16. Idaara Jedi Knight

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    My hat's off to you, Mauler...good way to fix my way lame post. :)
  17. Mauler_II Jedi Knight

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    OB1: "....and I'm back on Tatooine... again"
  18. Mauler_II Jedi Knight

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    Mace to Architect "On second thought, I don't think we'll be needing that jedi locker room addition."
  19. Mauler_II Jedi Knight

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    My hat's off to you, Mauler...good way to fix my way lame post.

    You did the hard work, I just translated into Yodese! :)
  20. TheWampas1138 Jedi Master

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    Mace Windu holding his violet saber in a threatening manner:

    "When you absolutely positively have to slice every M*********er in the room. Accept no substitutes" ( from Jackie Brown, I may have been the only one to see that film).

    Marcy

  21. solo414 Jedi Master

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    You're not the only one, Marcy! I too have seen Jackie Brown. :)
  22. Mace_Master Jedi Knight

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    "I can't believe it stayed in there for 4 years" says Boba Fett when his father's head falls out of the mandalorian helmet.

    I have to give credit to my wife on that one, she thought of it after remembering how, in AOTC, Boba picks up the helmet and holds it in a way that would clearly cause the head to fall out.
  23. Mace_Master Jedi Knight

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    I saw this idea somewhere else a few days ago, in a different format, and thought it'd make a great one-liner.

    "I'm looking for the guy I talked to yesterday." Say one clone trooper.
  24. bwing53 Jedi Knight

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    Anakin trying on Vader's suit:

    "Once you go black, you never go back. I think. . ."
  25. Mace_Master Jedi Knight

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    "Aren't you a little short for a clone trooper?" said by Padme to yoda, who is cleverly disguised as a clone trooper to rescue her.
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