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One liners you would like to see in Episode III

Discussion in 'Milwaukee, WI' started by Mauler_II, May 20, 2002.

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  1. Mauler_II

    Mauler_II Jedi Master star 3

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    Padme: "Leia seems happy enough playing with her repulser rattle, but Luke just seems to cry all the time."

     
  2. bwing53

    bwing53 Jedi Master star 3

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    Padme: You will be known as Count Looku. . .hmm. . .Perhaps just "Luke".
     
  3. BYOB_Kenobi

    BYOB_Kenobi Jedi Master star 5

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    Padmé realizes she's got a 50% bonus in the offspring department: "I've got a bad feeling about this."
     
  4. Mauler_II

    Mauler_II Jedi Master star 3

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    Anakin shouts out the "Wilhelm" while falling into a molten pit.
     
  5. CheddarJedi

    CheddarJedi Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Yoda: "Anakin, your father I am."
     
  6. TheWampas1138

    TheWampas1138 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Woman to small boy: Put that down this instant Han, we've got to get back to Corellia or your nerf will get loose.

    Dwayne

    PS. Wouldn't a second kid be a 100% bonus? A 50% bonus would be half a kid (or, a shaved Ewok).

    Marcy had thought of one coming from a clone army of Padmes that all men would like to see, but she decided to censor herself... I... thought it was a good idea for a film. So instead, she thought of this one:

    R2-D2: Beep Wop Bit Num! (Translated: Gonk, I am your father!)
     
  7. Mauler_II

    Mauler_II Jedi Master star 3

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    Bobba to Mace: "My name is Bobba Fett. You killed my Father. Prepare to die."


    I can't take credit for this one - someone else mentioned it on Saturday, though I can't remember who...
     
  8. Mauler_II

    Mauler_II Jedi Master star 3

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    Padme: "I'm.... I'm pregnant."
    Anakin: "Is it mine?"

    [Padme picks up Anakin and throws him in molten pit. Darth Vader crawls out.]
     
  9. solo414

    solo414 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    ROTFLOL. I wish I was clever and could think up something. Thanks for the laughs. [face_laugh]
     
  10. jedi_kiss_rock_

    jedi_kiss_rock_ Jedi Youngling star 1

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    you guys are funny lololololololololololol

    :D

    thx
    jedi kiss rock
     
  11. Darth_Lee

    Darth_Lee Jedi Youngling star 1

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    "Man, it's hard to breathe in this thing..." - Anakin trying on the Vader helemt for the first time.
     
  12. Mace_Master

    Mace_Master Jedi Youngling

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    When Padme has triplets instead of twins-

    "Meesa taken care of dat one." says a much hated gungan whose name I shall nto utter.

    Later on

    "Opps, Meesa causen maybe one or twoee, accidentes."

    Okay, that's kind'a morbid, but oh well.
     
  13. Bishop76

    Bishop76 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    LOL - morbid, but still funny.

    Obi-Wan describing the senate:
    "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy..."

    Jeff
     
  14. Idaara

    Idaara Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Yoda to what is left of the Jedi: "Okay, you guys handle this, I'm outta here."
     
  15. Mauler_II

    Mauler_II Jedi Master star 3

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    Yoda: "Kicked our butts have been, vacation now, I need."
     
  16. Idaara

    Idaara Jedi Youngling star 3

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    My hat's off to you, Mauler...good way to fix my way lame post. :)
     
  17. Mauler_II

    Mauler_II Jedi Master star 3

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    OB1: "....and I'm back on Tatooine... again"
     
  18. Mauler_II

    Mauler_II Jedi Master star 3

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    Mace to Architect "On second thought, I don't think we'll be needing that jedi locker room addition."
     
  19. Mauler_II

    Mauler_II Jedi Master star 3

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    My hat's off to you, Mauler...good way to fix my way lame post.

    You did the hard work, I just translated into Yodese! :)
     
  20. TheWampas1138

    TheWampas1138 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mace Windu holding his violet saber in a threatening manner:

    "When you absolutely positively have to slice every M*********er in the room. Accept no substitutes" ( from Jackie Brown, I may have been the only one to see that film).

    Marcy

     
  21. solo414

    solo414 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    You're not the only one, Marcy! I too have seen Jackie Brown. :)
     
  22. Mace_Master

    Mace_Master Jedi Youngling

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    "I can't believe it stayed in there for 4 years" says Boba Fett when his father's head falls out of the mandalorian helmet.

    I have to give credit to my wife on that one, she thought of it after remembering how, in AOTC, Boba picks up the helmet and holds it in a way that would clearly cause the head to fall out.
     
  23. Mace_Master

    Mace_Master Jedi Youngling

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    I saw this idea somewhere else a few days ago, in a different format, and thought it'd make a great one-liner.

    "I'm looking for the guy I talked to yesterday." Say one clone trooper.
     
  24. bwing53

    bwing53 Jedi Master star 3

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    Anakin trying on Vader's suit:

    "Once you go black, you never go back. I think. . ."
     
  25. Mace_Master

    Mace_Master Jedi Youngling

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    "Aren't you a little short for a clone trooper?" said by Padme to yoda, who is cleverly disguised as a clone trooper to rescue her.
     
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