One liners you would like to see in Episode III

Padme: "Leia seems happy enough playing with her repulser rattle, but Luke just seems to cry all the time."

 

Padme: You will be known as Count Looku. . .hmm. . .Perhaps just "Luke".

 

Padmé realizes she's got a 50% bonus in the offspring department: "I've got a bad feeling about this."

 

Anakin shouts out the "Wilhelm" while falling into a molten pit.

 

Yoda: "Anakin, your father I am."

 

Woman to small boy: Put that down this instant Han, we've got to get back to Corellia or your nerf will get loose.

Dwayne

PS. Wouldn't a second kid be a 100% bonus? A 50% bonus would be half a kid (or, a shaved Ewok).

Marcy had thought of one coming from a clone army of Padmes that all men would like to see, but she decided to censor herself... I... thought it was a good idea for a film. So instead, she thought of this one:

R2-D2: Beep Wop Bit Num! (Translated: Gonk, I am your father!)

 

Bobba to Mace: "My name is Bobba Fett. You killed my Father. Prepare to die."


I can't take credit for this one - someone else mentioned it on Saturday, though I can't remember who...

 

Padme: "I'm.... I'm pregnant."
Anakin: "Is it mine?"

[Padme picks up Anakin and throws him in molten pit. Darth Vader crawls out.]

 

ROTFLOL. I wish I was clever and could think up something. Thanks for the laughs.

 

you guys are funny lololololololololololol



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jedi kiss rock

 

"Man, it's hard to breathe in this thing..." - Anakin trying on the Vader helemt for the first time.

 

When Padme has triplets instead of twins-

"Meesa taken care of dat one." says a much hated gungan whose name I shall nto utter.

Later on

"Opps, Meesa causen maybe one or twoee, accidentes."

Okay, that's kind'a morbid, but oh well.

 

LOL - morbid, but still funny.

Obi-Wan describing the senate:
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy..."

Jeff

 

Yoda to what is left of the Jedi: "Okay, you guys handle this, I'm outta here."

 

Yoda: "Kicked our butts have been, vacation now, I need."

 

My hat's off to you, Mauler...good way to fix my way lame post.

 

OB1: "....and I'm back on Tatooine... again"

 

Mace to Architect "On second thought, I don't think we'll be needing that jedi locker room addition."

 

My hat's off to you, Mauler...good way to fix my way lame post.

You did the hard work, I just translated into Yodese!

 

Mace Windu holding his violet saber in a threatening manner:

"When you absolutely positively have to slice every M*********er in the room. Accept no substitutes" ( from Jackie Brown, I may have been the only one to see that film).

Marcy

 

You're not the only one, Marcy! I too have seen Jackie Brown.

 

"I can't believe it stayed in there for 4 years" says Boba Fett when his father's head falls out of the mandalorian helmet.

I have to give credit to my wife on that one, she thought of it after remembering how, in AOTC, Boba picks up the helmet and holds it in a way that would clearly cause the head to fall out.

 

I saw this idea somewhere else a few days ago, in a different format, and thought it'd make a great one-liner.

"I'm looking for the guy I talked to yesterday." Say one clone trooper.

 

Anakin trying on Vader's suit:

"Once you go black, you never go back. I think. . ."

 

"Aren't you a little short for a clone trooper?" said by Padme to yoda, who is cleverly disguised as a clone trooper to rescue her.