JCC One meal with any person you choose..

BBQ in Kansas City with Harrison Ford

 

Anyone I picked would have a terrible time, and I wouldn't want to put them through that.

 

A fine dinner with Sir Christopher Lee.

 

Martinis with Ira Glass. No homo.

 

Id treat Robert Downey Jr. to a poboy at Landry's Seafood House down in the French Quarter. My way of saying thanks for being awesome.

 

EmpireForever. Tomorrow. Cheesecake Factory. We would split both the appetizer and the cheesecake. I will order a nonfat plain piece for us.

 

There's a clown here every Saturday afternoon at the mall, handing out balloons to kids. That guy. Where, doesn't matter, anyplace is paradise.

 

Dave, at the next celebration. Hopefully Tom, Andrew and Debo and a few more of my good friends here will also be in the vicinity. Eating Andrew's pizza, obviously.

 

You call everybody by their first name but I'm "Debo"? Some good friend.

 

If I called you by your first name, nobody would know who I was referring to, besides you made me never tell.

 

Could be worse. Least he's not calling you "You-With-The-Jim-Crow-Icon".

 

It's okay because jp's icon looks like it has a giant upward facing codpiece.

 

I would know. He's always appearing in my suggested friends box. I'm sure I can't be the only one.

 

That's not his real first name...

 

It was too good to be true.

 

Shocking.

 

I'd like to have Dinner with Les Claypool. Hes my favorite bass player of all time. He likes Fancy Pinot wine and even though I don't drink anymore, when I did, i fancied Pinots for sure. Dinner would be something good but not too greasy because Id want to somehow have a jam session with him and slapping bass with greasy fingers is not cool.

 

Huh. I always thought it was some cartoon dinosaur thing, but now that I've taken a closer look at it...

 

Bill Clinton.

Yeah, yeah, I know, lame. But that's honestly who it would be.

 

Rum and a joint (it's a meal because I say it is) with me, myself, and I. 'Cause I hate everyone.



Except Jennifer Lawrence. I'd choose her.

 

I'm glad you opened the superficial door before me. Because my choice in that respect is Allison Miller.

Just sayin'. This has nothing to do with the fact that I have a thing for brunettes, and short girls, who have nice bodies. Nothing at all. I think she is probably very intellectual...and stuff.

(It totally exculpates me that I was waiting for someone to post this kind of thing before me in order to ameliorate my own banality, right?)

 

I genuinely would like talking to her! Nothing has to happen.

 

KINGS

Why did they cancel it? It was so good.

 

Me and Jabba Wocky are members of the Kings fan club.

Both members.