Lit One Sentence or Less -- A FOREST APART

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. The Compeer Jedi Grand Master

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    That's a bit of an exaggeration; it's only two sentences, you know. Not sure I can condense it any further, though.
  2. GrandAdmiralJello Community and Lit moderator person

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    Hello, my name is Kir Kanos: you killed my Emperor, prepare to die!
  3. Havac Some Guy Who Moderates Lit

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    A badly drawn, badly written story that plays up its hero as an uber-badass, so of course it ends up massively overrated.
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  4. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    ...which should be taken as a sign to try a different idea. Two sentences may be less than a paragraph, but it's equally wrong. :p
  5. Grand Admiral Paxis Jedi Grand Master

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    What the biography of Kyle Katarn probably would have looked like, had he stayed with the Empire.
  6. AdmiralWesJanson Force Ghost

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    A story based on the assumption that the silent red guards of the Emperor are the best of the best of the best badass ninjas in the Empire, before we find out all they really do is stand beside doors and get punked by Yoda.
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  7. Gamiel Force Ghost

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    The tale of a brainwashed supersolders killingspree to avenge the most evil man in the Galaxy, the first name on his roaring-rampage-of-ravage-list is his on brother!
  8. Dr. Steve Brule Force Ghost

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    Revenge is a dish best served hot [puts on sunglasses]...crimson hot.
  9. Nobody145 Force Ghost

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    Reinforcements don't get much better than a Super Star Destroyer with the Alliance starbird.
  10. Esg Jedi Grand Master

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  11. MercenaryAce Force Ghost

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    One man proves his undying loyalty to the Empire by working with rebels and killing every Imperial he can find.
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  12. Son of a Bith Force Ghost

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    Oh man I love that .gif of Guile! lol
  13. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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  14. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    Nom Anor begins his grand quest to plant the seeds of the eventual Yuuzhan Vong invasion, while Kir Kanos takes up bounty hunting and kills more fake Imperials or something.
  15. GrandAdmiralJello Community and Lit moderator person

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    Kir Kanos could have just sat this one out, because Xandel Carivus was doing a fine job running his traitorous movement into the ground on his own.
  16. Havac Some Guy Who Moderates Lit

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    A comic that is read purely for the enjoyment of Kir Kanos killing people decides, "You know, what we need is an incredibly vague and complex plot about clones and the Empire and a mystery guy and oh there can be some Hutt and a bunch of cannibals in it for no reason and let's bring back the insanely boring love interest no one cares about but we all still recognize is obligatory so we can jam the New Republic in there some," thus ensuring that it will continue not to be read for the plot.
  17. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    Disclaimer: this does not apply for anything featuring Kyle Katarn.
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  18. Gamiel Force Ghost

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    But what if Charlemagne19's theory that Kir Kanos was a clone of Kyle Katarn is true? If something does not apply for Katarn dose the same not apply for Kanos then?
  19. Gamiel Force Ghost

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    Brainwashed supersolder continue his killingspree but the writhers’ seams to have forgotten that he is meant to be an anti-villain not a anti-hero, also there is a loot of interesting architecture and ideas that are never used again
  20. MercenaryAce Force Ghost

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    In which all returning characters forget what their feelings towards each were last issue -most notably going from swearing to kill Kanos to falling in love with him- and where it is revealed that the unnamed flabby doctor with a silly looking hat in Dark Empire was the one who really killed Palpatine, yet he still gets no name.
  21. Jedi Ben Chosen One

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    A fat bastard Imperial wannabe, Kir Kanos and Nom Anor - what's not to like?
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  22. AdmiralWesJanson Force Ghost

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    Black Sun, Nom Anor, and the New Republic all decide to meddle in the Empire's attempt at a multi-cultural/ multi-gender ruling council with poor results, until the death of all the other Red Shirt Red Guards means Conservation of Ninjitsu kicks in and Kir Kanos rescues the girl(s) and saves the day, though decides getting a cool X-Wing is better then getting the girl in the end.
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  23. blackmyron Force Ghost

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    Alternate title - the Crimson Bloodening of the Imperial Council.
  24. Gorefiend Chosen One

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    An awesome Hutt hosted Party happens and some other stuff :)
  25. DarthRelaxus Force Ghost

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    Every slasher story needs a sequel that doesn't make sense.