Lit One Sentence or Less -- A FOREST APART

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. COMPNOR Force Ghost

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    "Join in on the hi-jinks with Wedge, Tycho, Wes, and Hobbie Klivian when the Womprat Pack rockets off to Adumar for their most swingin' adventure yet!"
  2. JediMara77 Force Ghost

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    "Diplomacy means saying something soothing as you squeeze the trigger, right?"
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  3. Big Fat'Lya Jedi Master

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    The fighter pilots visit the planet of fighter pilots and fight some fighter pilots while fighting for the planet of fighter pilots to join the New Republic.
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  4. JackG Force Ghost

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    That overrated one.
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  5. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    The most fun you've had laughing at backwater hicks since the Agamarian brothers from Wraith Squadron.
  6. HWK-290 Jedi Master

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    A novel in which Hobbie rediscovers his thermal detonators in a shocking verbal display of alpha male dominance (sorry, Wes, you're on bottom tonight) and Janson, true to form, acquires a cape littered with live screens himself in an impressive case of infinite recursion, Starfighters of Adumar is best described as "The Three Stooges Plus Tycho Go to Agamar, Planet of Morons, to Dress as Women and Race Turr Phennir in Horse Drawn Carriages Instead of Cars".
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  7. blackmyron Force Ghost

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    Aaron Allston writes a book, then drops the mike.
  8. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    You spelled "mic" wrong. :p
  9. blackmyron Force Ghost

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    I know, but it looks weird with "drops the mic".
  10. DigitalMessiah Chosen One

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    Oh I thought he dropped Mike Stackpole.
  11. HWK-290 Jedi Master

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    "Anything Mike can write, I can make better;
    with characters Mike can write, I'll make you laugh."
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  12. Nobody145 Force Ghost

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    Wedge Antilles and Rogue Squadron veterans vs. Adumar... Adumar doesn't stand a chance, especially when they're in women's clothing.

    EDIT: I have no idea why I added that last part, just going for something random.
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  13. s65horsey Otter-loving Former EUC Mod

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    Adventures in dating the fighter pilot version.
  14. The_Forgotten_Jedi Jedi Grand Master

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    Ace pilot Wedge deals with his early midlife crisis in style by putting his insane friends in drag, teaming up with a two-headed paparazzi, luring a Imperial Admiral into defecting, outsmarting a crash-prone intelligence agent, getting worshiped by a whole planet whose ass he kicks and then defends, and resolving his sexual tension with the woman who had resolved his sexual tension with several books beforehand (but which was ignored by KJA).
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  15. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    She wasn't ignored by KJA, she didn't exist yet.
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  16. DigitalMessiah Chosen One

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    Not an excuse.
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  17. Ackbar's Fishsticks Jedi Grand Master

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  18. The_Forgotten_Jedi Jedi Grand Master

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    Doh! :oops:
  19. Charlemagne19 Chosen One

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    Starfighters of Adumar:

    A parody of sports entertainment with Top Gun dogfights and sword-fighting.
  20. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    I actually made this mistake too, assuming the first few X-Wing novels were before the JAT. Then I felt stupid for blaming KJA for ruining two romances. I still maintain that Lando/Mara was a mistake from the beginning, even with the Zahn retcon.
  21. Charlemagne19 Chosen One

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    Eh, Lando is pretty damn awesome. I don't see what the problem is with Mara having dated him and it not working out.
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  22. DigitalMessiah Chosen One

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    Zahn doesn't like it?
  23. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    That and he'd planned Luke/Mara from the beginning but since Zahn said it was too early, KJA assumed it was okay to stick her with some other guy.
  24. s65horsey Otter-loving Former EUC Mod

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    So? A girl can date several guys before settling down. Its not like she married Lando.
  25. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    Even KJA didn't like what KJA did. In Darksaber he has Mara laugh off her time with Lando as nothing more than business.