Lit One Sentence or Less -- A FOREST APART

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Charlemagne19 Chosen One

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    Which is also contradictory because Bastila was fighting the Sith with the Republic Navy.

    Still, they did their part so I don't object in principle.
  2. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    That's so Revan.
  3. Revanfan1 Force Ghost

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    I could understand "stay at home and watch Netflix" if they'd been in their sixties or seventies like Leia and Han...but the two of them were in the prime of their life; the time where they could have been out doing something and probably taking on anyone who tried to harm them or the galaxy. But yeah...Netflix.
  4. Charlemagne19 Chosen One

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    Eh, I'm okay with not everyone being a professional adventurer. Still, the Netflix business IS a trifle strange. It would have made more appropriate sense if no one wanted to associate with the former Dark Lord.

    I'm more offended by how stupidly arrogant Revan is.

    "There's a massive Sith Empire outside the Republic! I better go deal with this rather than tell anyone."
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  5. Revanfan1 Force Ghost

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    The problem with them not being "professional adventurers" is that those two were meant to be the professional adventurers of the time. The Luke and Mara Jade Skywalker of the time, if you will. If Mara and Luke had been watching Netflix for most of the Vong War, people would've slapped them and given them a wakeup call.

    vs.

  6. Charlemagne19 Chosen One

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    Well it wasn't the Vong War of the time. That happened when Revan was imprisoned.

    But point taken.
  7. DarthRelaxus Force Ghost

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    *suddenly realizes we didn't already have a Revan thread*
  8. Arawn_Fenn Chosen One

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    Once????

    I take it you're not into video games?
  9. Havac Some Guy Who Moderates Lit

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    Point. I should have expected Karpyshyn to write "because I used Master Flurry against a Sith Lord twenty-three times."
  10. GrandMasterKatarn Force Ghost

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    The book that killed any hope of a KOTOR 3, assassinated the awesome Jedi Exile and Revan for the sake of a Gary Stu named Scourge--who takes up half the book for no apparent reason
  11. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    I think this one has run its course. Though it's surprisingly close, @Charlemagne19 takes this one.

    Because once wasn't enough for Star Wars: With Zombies...

    [IMG]

    Yes, it turns out Sith zombies are almost as bad as Nazi zombies.
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  12. DigitalMessiah Chosen One

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    Liam Neeson has no luck in Star Wars.
  13. Charlemagne19 Chosen One

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    I'm tempted to say you need this one.

    Because once wasn't enough for Star Wars: With Zombies...

    Just about summarizes it.
  14. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    Just getting the obvious ones out of the way so people have to be more creative [face_devil]
  15. Zeta1127 Force Ghost

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    Horror with a ripoff of the main premise of Taken, and it doesn't work.
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  16. Nobody145 Force Ghost

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    Why is it that a Sith academy, which should be full of people with lightsabers, Force lightning, telekinesis and other Force tricks as well as being just really mean put up a worse fight against zombies then a bunch of random prisoners (not counting Han and Chewie's plot armor)?
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  17. Charlemagne19 Chosen One

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    After a successful outing of Stormtroopers vs. Zombies, we get SITH vs. Zombies.
  18. DarthRelaxus Force Ghost

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    The Sith librarian is a tree.
  19. RC-1991 Force Ghost

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    Feed me Seymour, feed me now!
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  20. Darth_Culator Force Ghost

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    There is a PSYCHIC FLOWER in this one--I'M SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS A FREAKING POTTED PLANT THAT TALKS--and that's all anyone needs to know to NEVER read it.
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  21. Iron_lord Force Ghost

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    It's not like Plant force-users haven't been seen before in Star Wars- notably in Dark Empire II.
  22. Revanfan1 Force Ghost

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    After three Sith apprentices actually escape the academy, the female one proceeds to cut the others down so she can escape on her own; because apparently at the Sith Academy they don't teach safety in numbers.
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  23. Cynical_Ben Force Ghost

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    I haven't read this one so I've got nothing. However;

    So, she took the term "splitting the party" literally?
  24. Shadow Trooper Jedi Grand Master

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    The book that shows why Sith Hogwarts, Taken, Zombie TaunTauns and Talking Trees and Flowers just don't mix.
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  25. DigitalMessiah Chosen One

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    The Sith exemplify the old proverb that you don't have to outrun the zombie, you have to outrun your fellow Sith student.
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