Lit One Sentence or Less -- A FOREST APART

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost

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    Horribly dark secret revealed: those heroes of the rebellion who fight for good also are completely cool with specifically targeted fembot enabled assassination missions.
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  2. Weechee Jedi Master

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    If you have an issue with the way you have been moderated, either by myself or any other member of our team, please take it up via the forums' PM/conversation system. This is not the place.

    The word you used is not permitted when used in a derogatory fashion directed at someone or something. In this case, that something was a book.

    See our "Official Profanity and Disallowed Words List"


    HERE

    Thank you.
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  3. DigitalMessiah Chosen One

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    I'm not surprised with Mon Mothma in charge.
  4. Weechee Jedi Master

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    If you had read it you probably would have liked my post instead of editing it
  5. patchworkz7 Force Ghost

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    Appreciated, but let's get back on topic.
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  6. Weechee Jedi Master

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    Back on topic, please.
    Last edited by Ulicus, Jan 18, 2014
  7. Ulicus Lit'ari

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    Forum policy is clear, I'm afraid. There are some things I'd like to say and can't, too.

    Please return to summing up books in one sentence or less. Cheers.
  8. patchworkz7 Force Ghost

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    I've heard of the Jedi Prince Cycle and Glove of Vader but never knew that the titles of the individual books.

    I honestly thought the person who posted this was making a joke and posting up someone's fanfic...and then I had a moment where I got really excited that there was some Bantum era book I'd totally missed.

    The summary sounds AWESOME...and I want to read it, and since I am planning on doing a complete reread of the entire EU I've got to make sure I have copies of this.
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  9. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    Boo, I miss all the good stuff in my own thread. Or my inherited thread at least.

    @Darth_Culator wins for a surprisingly detailed summary of the book.

    And now, for another book Ulicus hasn't heard of (for shame, by the way).

    [IMG]

    Does that cover make anyone else unreasonably angry? I wonder what it could be...
  10. Ulicus Lit'ari

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    I've heard of this one. :p
  11. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    Grizzled Mon Mothma with lightsaber rescues Luke Skywalker and his Lightsaber, the Weapon that Cut off Darth Vader's Hand.
  12. BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost

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    Fun fact: on the cover Luke is trying to mind-trick the trooper by thinking, "Oh, please, oh please, oh please, shoot this damn kid in the face."
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  13. DigitalMessiah Chosen One

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    The use of the same reference photo for Luke as on the cover of The Truce at Bakura fools the reader into hoping that Ken might possibly befall the same fate as Dev Sibwarra.
  14. vadimk Jedi Grand Master

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    You lazy fools, where's my tea?
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  15. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    Four entries. I hate you people :p

    At least they were good ones. @DigitalMessiah edges it out.

    Now, to get back on track.

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  16. Gamiel Force Ghost

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    The one of the original noveliations that was actually translated into swedish
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  17. Lugija Force Ghost

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    A young farmboy shadowed by destiny sets out to find an answer to one of life's largest questions: what's a duck?
  18. Random Comments Game Winner

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    Agh! Beaten by a minute!
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  19. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    Luke Skywalker once owned a dog–this is a fact we all needed to know.
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  20. BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost

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    Wherein you read the opening about the power structure of the Empire and how the Emperor is weak an ineffectual your mind starts doing retcon backflips to make it somehow reconcile with "UNLIMITED POWAHHHH!!!"
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  21. Ordo N-11 Jedi Master

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    The book that mentions dogs and ducks.
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  22. Valbino Jedi Grand Master

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    DUCK! *book flies in from nowhere*
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  23. Havac Some Guy Who Moderates Lit

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    George Lucas puts his name on a novel by Alan Dean Foster, thus beginning a long history of bending the truth about Star Wars to his will.
  24. Grey1 Host: 181st Imperial Discussion Group

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    Star Wars is a pretty cool book, he destroys the death star and doesn't afraid of anything.
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  25. fett 4 Chosen One

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    The book cover that has a cooler Darth Vader mask than whats on screen