Lit One Sentence or Less -- A FOREST APART

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Runjedirun Chancellor of the EUC Senate

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    If a dancing Gamorrean is not available to distract your enemies call in Daddy to blast them away.
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  2. Auditor Dredd Force Ghost

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  3. Gamiel Force Ghost

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    Return of Allston!
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  4. stung4ever Force Ghost

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    RIP Runt, RIP Aaron.
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  5. Cynical_Ben Force Ghost

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    A fond farewell, in more ways than one.
  6. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    Apologies for the extreme tardiness, I've been away from most sources of internet. I really should have planned ahead. For what it's worth, I was really, really sorry about it for at least a few minutes. Well, seconds. Not at all.

    @AusStig wins.


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    I'm not sure one sentence will be enough.

    And just to remove the temptation, you're not allowed to use this quote. Well technically you're not supposed to just use quotes anyway, but you especially can't use this one, because you'd automatically win.

    "An officer turned, saw Kyle, and died."

    HA! NOW YOU HAVE TO BE CREATIVE!
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  7. Iron_lord Force Ghost

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    In which Mon Mothma is suspicious of Kyle - setting a trend.
  8. stung4ever Force Ghost

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    Now, I am become Death.
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  9. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Kyle Katarn: stealing the Death Star plans before it was cool.
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  10. Revanfan1 Force Ghost

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    Kyle Katarn–wielding a blue lightsaber before Jedi Outcast–proves that even continuity cannot defeat The Beard.
  11. Auditor Dredd Force Ghost

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    Mon Mothma:"Many Imperials died trying to protect this information."
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  12. Gamiel Force Ghost

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    The Beard, worn by Kyle Katarn, bends space time to give Its chosen one the right hipster look as he steals the Death Star plans and ignores continuity before it was cool

    EDIT: added "and ignores continuity" because I wanted something about continuity and made it less like Copers
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  13. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    o_O
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  14. DigitalMessiah Chosen One

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    Kyle Katarn meets Lando Calrissian, whose mojo rubs off on Kyle, immediately leading Kyle to jump ship for the first hot chick in the Rebellion that he sees.
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  15. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    Kyle Katarn.

    Disqualify me at your beard-fearing peril; Kyle Katarn does not need 3 words.
  16. Katarn's Beard Jedi Knight

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    Kyle Katarn proves why even Boba Fett fears him.
  17. BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost

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    Read this in basically one sitting right after playing Dark Forces on PC and it kinda melted my teenage brain.
  18. AusStig Jedi Grand Master

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    First WIN! WOOO I WON!

    Ahem

    There is one reason one should buy this novel; it has Kyle Katarn, that is all.
  19. Jedi Ben Chosen One

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    "The Stormtrooper saw Kyle and died."
  20. IcePirate Force Ghost

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    His Celestial Majesty, the Good Emperor Kyle Katarn, begins his ascent to godhood.

    (Technically, it began in 1995, with the game, but....)
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  21. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    I really, really shouldn't do it. It's both more than one sentence and less than one sentence at the same time.

    ... but I'm afraid of what would happen if I don't @Zorrixor wins. I'm just going to pretend that period is a semicolon.

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  22. Revanfan1 Force Ghost

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  23. DigitalMessiah Chosen One

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    Boba Fett -- operating openly a year after his 'death' without Han finding out until Dark Empire somehow -- turns down a bounty on Kyle after remembering the thrashing he got at his hands on Coruscant four years previously.
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  24. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    A wise decision. Braver warriors have tried to stand in the way of the beard and paid with their lives, but forum rules cannot defeat Kyle Katarn. ^:)^
    I'm not even going to try and beat this one... it cannot be done. :p
    Last edited by Zorrixor, Mar 31, 2014
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  25. purplerain Force Ghost

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    Not even Darth Bane can defeat The Beard.