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Lit Books Comics A/V One Sentence or Less -- ANDOR (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    The one thing the galaxy really needed was a planet moon of mermaids right next to Yavin 4, so Anakin and his only friend (this is Junior Jedi Knights, and thus must economize with a junior-size supporting cast) go there with some other kid from their class, who has to turn into a mermaid and lay around in pools forever while attacked by a wide assortment of deadly creatures, thus raising questions both about who approved this unsupervised field trip and why Luke bothered trying to train a kid to be a Jedi when she'd have to go sit in a super-backwater lake for the rest of her life after like a year.
     
  2. DigitalMessiah

    DigitalMessiah Chosen One star 6

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    I salute anyone that remembers these books with anything resembling detail.
     
  3. Gamiel

    Gamiel Chosen One star 9

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    Snakes on a planet!
     
  4. Cynical_Ben

    Cynical_Ben Force Ghost star 4

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    I can show you the world, wait, crap, wrong movie.
     
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  5. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Why'd it have to be snakes!?
     
  6. Riv_Shiel

    Riv_Shiel Jedi Master star 4

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    Is this the one where Anakin and Tahiri get eaten by some kind of a viper?
     
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  7. kecen

    kecen Jedi Master star 4

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    Highly improbable alien biology: the novel.
     
  8. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Gamiel wins.

    [​IMG]

    Incidentally, this is the final part of the first composite book in the series. Come to think of it, I probably could have saved everyone's precious time by simply doing that. Thank God I didn't.
     
  9. Big Fat'Lya

    Big Fat'Lya Jedi Knight star 1

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    A hilariously misjudged propaganda piece that thinks it believable to claim that a) Supreme Commander Ackbar would be personally overseeing a shipment of machinery, and b) that his ship would be successfully captured by a dark-side/imperial force in Coruscant orbit.
     
  10. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Chosen One star 5

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    Zekk eats the garnish.
     
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  11. Gamiel

    Gamiel Chosen One star 9

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    Yay! My first win:D
     
  12. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Umm, safe to say this one isn't exactly a hit. I'd rather not have to break a tie of 0 votes, but I am just crazy enough to do it if I have to. I promise I'll do something interesting next time.
     
  13. Revanfan1

    Revanfan1 Force Ghost star 6

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    The street rat with the shaggy black hair finds out he has special powers.

    I think I also may've just described Star Wars Rebels and/or Aladdin.
     
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  14. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Chosen One star 8

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    Judging by the cover, Threepio has been mauled in a horrific car accident and after extensive and fairly unsuccessful reconstructive surgery on his faceplate, everyone refuses to make eye contact with the poor droid while floating in space.
     
  15. Cushing's Admirer

    Cushing's Admirer Chosen One star 7

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    Meeting Zekk. I liked the YJK series. :D
     
  16. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    And with a grand total of two votes, Revanfan1 comes in for a stunning victory. Why not.

    Okay, something more interesting. I currently don't have my list of works I've already done (long story), so I'll just hope my memory hasn't failed in this case.

    [​IMG]
     
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  17. Cynical_Ben

    Cynical_Ben Force Ghost star 4

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    The Fugitive: Star Wars edition, way before TCW tried it.
     
  18. Gamiel

    Gamiel Chosen One star 9

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    It was not me; it was those Jedi masters - who b.t.w. should know better
     
  19. Nobody145

    Nobody145 Force Ghost star 5

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    Introducing the most awesome character in the Old Republic era (or most other eras too, for that matter) Zayne Carrick and the sidekick, er, minion, er, that is, Mastermind Marn "The Gryph" Hierogryph, in a story that is a perfect blend of humor, drama, plot twists and plenty of canon references.
     
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  20. Force Smuggler

    Force Smuggler Force Ghost star 7

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    Zayne and Gryph off to own the galaxy or wreck it and sell it for salvage.
     
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  21. Gamiel

    Gamiel Chosen One star 9

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    The beginning of the legendary tale of the galaxies greatest Mastermind; Marn ‘The Gryph’ Hierogryph and his sidekicks; what’s-their-name-again-was!
     
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  22. Revanfan1

    Revanfan1 Force Ghost star 6

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    Armed and...deranged...fugitive Zayne Carrick runs away from a group of crazy Jedi who apparently think pulling a Vader is an appropriate way to prevent the return of the Sith.
     
  23. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I should probably give this one more day, but it seems like Cynical_Ben has this one.

    [​IMG]
     
  24. Lugija

    Lugija Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    A boy who called Mandalorian.
     
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  25. Gamiel

    Gamiel Chosen One star 9

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    The continue of the legendary tale of the galaxies greatest Mastermind; Marn ‘The Gryph’ Hierogryph and his sidekicks; what’s-their-name-again-was!
     
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