Lit One Sentence or Less -- A FOREST APART

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Gorefiend Chosen One

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    Pretty interesting character becomes a Proto Stormtrooper then everything goes down the drain when he tries to be a Sith.
  2. GrandAdmiralJello Community and Lit moderator person

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    Havac's favorite Star Wars novels, bar none.
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  3. Tim Battershell Force Ghost

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    "Bane of the Sith" - says it all, really!
  4. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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  5. GrandMasterKatarn Force Ghost

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    The novel that slaughtered all surviving major characters from Jedi vs Sith that Karpyshyn didn't kill off in the last novel
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  6. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    Johun Othone: the little Jedi that couldn't.
  7. Charlemagne19 Chosen One

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    The story of an unlikable blonde woman who murders people from the time she was an adorable eight-year-old to when she's an personality-less adult in hopes of impressing an overly powerful man covered in bugs.
    Last edited by Charlemagne19, Oct 29, 2012
  8. LarryG Jedi Master

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    The floating telepathic hairballs were right about the girl all along.
  9. AusStig Jedi Grand Master

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    The Sequel to the one with the really long name, where blond person becomes eviler, a jedi fop dies and it's pretty forgettable.
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  10. RebelJoseWales Jedi Grand Master

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    Edited to apply to every single EU novel ever (barring one of the Bantam ones, since I seem to recall seeing a blurb on a cover once declaring it to be the author's debut novel).
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  11. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

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    Karpyshyn, to Bane: "We will destroy the most awesome EU comic ever and when it is done and your character has become completely lame . . . then you have my permission to die."
  12. Tim Battershell Force Ghost

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    Documenting the deliberate corruption of a child, the search for lore and artifacts, the frustrations of building a Holocron and with a nice Lightsaber fight - shame all the Jedi got sliced up!
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  13. Havac Some Guy Who Moderates Lit

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    Basically Path of Destruction, but without any of the mildly interesting or enjoyable parts.
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  14. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Chuck and Larry (don't make movie reference, don't make movie reference...) are tied at 7, so one more day for this one.
  15. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    As Hav's already set the precedent of people reserving entries for future rounds, I'm entering my submission for Crucible:

    The end of time as we know it.
  16. Sinrebirth SWC and EUC Forum Moderator

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    We need a One Sentence or Less for 'Reaction to the Disney Announcement'.
  17. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Sentence? I suspect most of us only need four letters.
    Last edited by CooperTFN, Oct 31, 2012
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  18. Sinrebirth SWC and EUC Forum Moderator

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    You set the rules, you enforce them!

    I can't get my mind any further than "Holy carp".
  19. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    Nope.
    "The Thrawn trilogy NOW!"
    Unfortunately wont happen, probably.
  20. imiller Force Ghost

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    I'm with the "four letters" thing.

    Also, for any of the Bane books: Sith suck almost as much as Karpyshan's writing quality.
  21. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    I'm sure someone likes Sith



    Someone likes his writing quality and style

    Maybe

    Possibly

    I suppose

    Yeah, no.
  22. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    I see what you did there. [face_mischief]
  23. imiller Force Ghost

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    Oh, people like both of them. That's why he keeps getting contracts to write about them. However, I don't think their assessment of the actual coolness of Sith or his writing style and ability (other than the admittedly admirable ability to put words on a page and get money for them) are correct.
  24. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    Actually, these weren't so bad....comparatively. I thought Revan was awful.
  25. imiller Force Ghost

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    Oooh, should have added Reven in there. My bad.