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Lit Books Comics A/V One Sentence or Less -- ANDOR (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Added to the list of founders of the Rebellion: some brand new Jedi we didn't need, Hologram Leia, Vader's uberpowered secret apprentice who is on the light side now for reasons no one in the writers' room bothered to figure out and saves Bail from being executed on the Death Star so that Bail can go back to just hanging out in public like nothing happened, said secret apprentice's chauffeur, and . . . Darth Vader.
     
  2. blackmyron

    blackmyron Chosen One star 7

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    X-Treme Space Mountain Dew cosmic-wind surfing this ain't your daddy's Star Wars SURGE
     
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  3. benknobi1

    benknobi1 Force Ghost star 6

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    The Force Unleashed - Now it's never coming back.:_|
     
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  4. Nobody145

    Nobody145 Force Ghost star 5

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    Instead of a story about brave Senators loyal to the ideals of the Republic risking their lives by rebelling against the Empire, we have Palpatine's worst plan yet, which involves using the most ridiculously overpowered Force user ever as a not-so-secret apprentice (who may or may not have been part of Palpatine and Vader's plans to openly overthrow the other) to create an unnecessary enemy, which leaves one wondering why he didn't just execute them all before or even after the "Rebel leaders" escaped (who couldn't do anything without Starkiller's aid anyway so their escape means nothing) and returned to the Senate, since its not like Palpatine has absolute power, oh wait, but at least Starkiller's death was probably the only good part of the story, as that means it'll be the last we'll ever see of him... right?
     
  5. fett 4

    fett 4 Chosen One star 5

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    A story that show's Starkiller now competes with Ahsoka to be the most powerful hardcore Jedi/Sith ever.
     
  6. cthugha

    cthugha Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Part One of the infamous Starkiller Trilogy in Two Volumes.


    Just like you to disapprove of independent thoughts :p
     
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  7. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Hey, I'm no ISB whiteshirt! :(
     
  8. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Chosen One star 6

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    J U N O!!!
     
  9. Ulicus

    Ulicus Lapsed Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    RHEEEEEEEEEEEEET.
     
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  10. darthcaedus1138

    darthcaedus1138 Force Ghost star 5

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    PROXY can solve all of the continuity problems, I just realized.

    Oh yeah, Sam Witwer goes around blowing stuff up with the force until Darth Vader tells him blowing stuff up was his plan all along and Sam is confused so he pimp slaps the Emperor but then gets killed because heroic sacrifice.

    The End?
     
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  11. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Loving Tyrant of SWTV, Lit, & Collecting star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    ^^ So he pimp slaps himself? [face_thinking]
     
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  12. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    UNLIMITED POWAH!!!
     
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  13. cthugha

    cthugha Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    What's all this business about Starkiller being Rhett?
     
  14. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Chosen One star 6

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    We can't tell you. It's a secrhett.
     
  15. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I was told why he's called Rhett once, but I've honestly forgotten. Secrhett Apprentice or something... not sure if that's intended to make sense :p
     
  16. blackmyron

    blackmyron Chosen One star 7

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    I thought it was because the story didn't give a damn about continuity.
     
  17. Tim Battershell

    Tim Battershell Jedi Master star 5

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    My entry:

    The rules of TFU; DO NOT mention TFU!
     
  18. fistofan1

    fistofan1 Jedi Master star 4

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    Darth Vader infuriates Palpatine by accidentally creating the Rebel Alliance and then getting captured, but at least he didn't lose the Death Star plans... I mean, how could he mess that up?
     
  19. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 7 VIP

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    I know what?
    Ding ding.
     
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  20. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Chosen One star 5

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    Bail Organa is rescued from being executed on the Death Star only to be executed by the Death Star.
     
  21. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    And the part where that's supposed to make any degree of sense? :p
     
  22. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 7 VIP

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    "I know what" was directed at Zor. "Ding ding" was the bell confirming your statement was correct.
     
  23. Darth_Kevin

    Darth_Kevin Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    The Force Unleashed is the game that makes you wish games would be labelled Infinities.
     
  24. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I know, but was too lazy to cut the first part.

    Ah well, I suppose we don't have anything better to call the dude. Starkiller is a bit on the melodramatic side.
     
  25. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    But Skywalker is perfectly normal?