Lit One Sentence or Less -- A FOREST APART

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Havac Some Guy Who Moderates Lit

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    Added to the list of founders of the Rebellion: some brand new Jedi we didn't need, Hologram Leia, Vader's uberpowered secret apprentice who is on the light side now for reasons no one in the writers' room bothered to figure out and saves Bail from being executed on the Death Star so that Bail can go back to just hanging out in public like nothing happened, said secret apprentice's chauffeur, and . . . Darth Vader.
  2. blackmyron Force Ghost

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    X-Treme Space Mountain Dew cosmic-wind surfing this ain't your daddy's Star Wars SURGE
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  3. benknobi1 Chosen One

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    The Force Unleashed - Now it's never coming back.:_|
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  4. Nobody145 Force Ghost

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    Instead of a story about brave Senators loyal to the ideals of the Republic risking their lives by rebelling against the Empire, we have Palpatine's worst plan yet, which involves using the most ridiculously overpowered Force user ever as a not-so-secret apprentice (who may or may not have been part of Palpatine and Vader's plans to openly overthrow the other) to create an unnecessary enemy, which leaves one wondering why he didn't just execute them all before or even after the "Rebel leaders" escaped (who couldn't do anything without Starkiller's aid anyway so their escape means nothing) and returned to the Senate, since its not like Palpatine has absolute power, oh wait, but at least Starkiller's death was probably the only good part of the story, as that means it'll be the last we'll ever see of him... right?
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  5. fett 4 Force Ghost

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    A story that show's Starkiller now competes with Ahsoka to be the most powerful hardcore Jedi/Sith ever.
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  6. cthugha Jedi Grand Master

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    Part One of the infamous Starkiller Trilogy in Two Volumes.


    Just like you to disapprove of independent thoughts :p
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  7. GrandAdmiralJello Community and Lit moderator person

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    Hey, I'm no ISB whiteshirt! :(
  8. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    J U N O!!!
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  9. Ulicus Lit'ari

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    RHEEEEEEEEEEEEET.
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  10. darthcaedus1138 Force Ghost

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    PROXY can solve all of the continuity problems, I just realized.

    Oh yeah, Sam Witwer goes around blowing stuff up with the force until Darth Vader tells him blowing stuff up was his plan all along and Sam is confused so he pimp slaps the Emperor but then gets killed because heroic sacrifice.

    The End?
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  11. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    ^^ So he pimp slaps himself? [face_thinking]
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  12. instantdeath Force Ghost

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  13. cthugha Jedi Grand Master

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    What's all this business about Starkiller being Rhett?
  14. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    We can't tell you. It's a secrhett.
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  15. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    I was told why he's called Rhett once, but I've honestly forgotten. Secrhett Apprentice or something... not sure if that's intended to make sense :p
  16. blackmyron Force Ghost

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    I thought it was because the story didn't give a damn about continuity.
  17. Tim Battershell Force Ghost

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    My entry:

    The rules of TFU; DO NOT mention TFU!
  18. fistofan1 Force Ghost

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    Darth Vader infuriates Palpatine by accidentally creating the Rebel Alliance and then getting captured, but at least he didn't lose the Death Star plans... I mean, how could he mess that up?
  19. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    I know what?
    Ding ding.
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  20. DarthRelaxus Force Ghost

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    Bail Organa is rescued from being executed on the Death Star only to be executed by the Death Star.
  21. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    And the part where that's supposed to make any degree of sense? :p
  22. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    "I know what" was directed at Zor. "Ding ding" was the bell confirming your statement was correct.
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  23. Darth_Kevin Force Ghost

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    The Force Unleashed is the game that makes you wish games would be labelled Infinities.
  24. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    I know, but was too lazy to cut the first part.

    Ah well, I suppose we don't have anything better to call the dude. Starkiller is a bit on the melodramatic side.
  25. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    But Skywalker is perfectly normal?