Lit Books Comics A/V One Sentence or Less -- ANDOR (SEASON 1)

If Jello can have a second entry, so can I (probably no better than the last one, but duh) --

In an attempt at self-parody that is about as subtle as the novel's title, Bevel Lemelisk's multiple deaths-and-clonings mirror the fate of his creation, with his final execution obviously expressing KJA's conviction that he has finally managed to kill the superweapon plot for good.

 

The one where Crix Madine dies. Also some other stuff including a super weapon and a super waste of time that no one cares about.

 

Not this crap again...

 

Second entry

Daala proves to be a bad leader, Pellaeon retreats from a battle and a super weapon designed by Bevel Lemelisk is destroyed due to some minor flaw. This has all happened before, but will not happen again.

 

The 1 armed wampa from ESB out for revenge leads a Wampa army against Luke

 

KJA attempts to answer the question, "How many acts of incompetence can fit into one book?"

 

No matter what anyone says about this Darksaber, somehow it's still better than the "darksaber" from TCW.

 

Wedge Antilles beat his mentor Admiral Ackbar in a fleet simulation, Madine & his bad haircut die tragically, an MC90 holds off an SSD, and Pelly rises to the top of the Empire, all while Bantam gives us ANOTHER superweapon of the week.

--Adm. Nick

 

Daala murders a room full of Warlords that are way more interesting and competent then her, then goes on to crash Super Star Destroyer and yet somehow still doesn’t get executed, meanwhile Durga demonstrates why his relatives were correct in insisting he be killed right after birth.

 

Luke lost his true love because some Hutt got angry with a fetish for big dumb object, while a Mara wannabe joined in on the fun.

 

THE THRILLING SECOND BOOK IN THE FAN FAVORITE 'CALLISTA' TRILOGY! ...

... said by no one, ever.

 

While JackG and Zorrixor are technically tied at six, I'm giving this one to Jack for actually attempting a real summary. Now let's get this whole sordid affair over with...

 

Barbara Hambly and KJA both proved how stupid Bantam were back then for actually paying them to write crap like this.

 

A book about a formidable library of Huttese pornography and unsuitable for children under 18.

 

Leia continues her sexual adventures with members of the Hutt species and Threepio and Artoo help spread the plague.

 

But wait, there's more...

 

Yet another shining example of why some people will be happy to see the EU shot out of the water when Episode VII is released.

 

Bah. Filthy EP7 Huttophobes who can't handle the Hutt love.



Take your censorship elsewhere!

 

Man, I'm glad I trusted reviews enough not to read it.

 

Some politicians really are parasites.

 

Also, I just remembered that this might have been my first contact with the Jedi Council forums, way-back-when... dropping in on some random discussion where someone asked "What's this PoT everybody's talking about anyway?" ...the answer of course being:


this.

 

--Adm. Nick