Lit One Sentence or Less -- A FOREST APART

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. cthugha Jedi Grand Master

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    If Jello can have a second entry, so can I (probably no better than the last one, but duh) --

    In an attempt at self-parody that is about as subtle as the novel's title, Bevel Lemelisk's multiple deaths-and-clonings mirror the fate of his creation, with his final execution obviously expressing KJA's conviction that he has finally managed to kill the superweapon plot for good.
  2. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    Second entry:

    In the fourth installment of the Jedi Academy Trilogy, KJA inserts as many references as he can to the OT, from the wampa that Luke encountered on Hoth showing up again to someone stealing the Death Star plans, this time from Leia, all while the Amazing Kyp Durron defeats Daala again in an extremely embarrassing manner.
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  3. AusStig Jedi Grand Master

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    The one where Crix Madine dies. Also some other stuff including a super weapon and a super waste of time that no one cares about.
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  4. aeods Jedi Knight

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    Not this crap again...
  5. AusStig Jedi Grand Master

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    Second entry

    Daala proves to be a bad leader, Pellaeon retreats from a battle and a super weapon designed by Bevel Lemelisk is destroyed due to some minor flaw. This has all happened before, but will not happen again.
  6. fett 4 Chosen One

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    The 1 armed wampa from ESB out for revenge leads a Wampa army against Luke
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  7. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    KJA attempts to answer the question, "How many acts of incompetence can fit into one book?"
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  8. Darth_Culator Force Ghost

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    No matter what anyone says about this Darksaber, somehow it's still better than the "darksaber" from TCW.
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  9. AdmiralNick22 Fleet Admiral of Literature

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    Wedge Antilles beat his mentor Admiral Ackbar in a fleet simulation, Madine & his bad haircut die tragically, an MC90 holds off an SSD, and Pelly rises to the top of the Empire, all while Bantam gives us ANOTHER superweapon of the week.

    --Adm. Nick
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  10. Gorefiend Chosen One

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    Daala murders a room full of Warlords that are way more interesting and competent then her, then goes on to crash Super Star Destroyer and yet somehow still doesn’t get executed, meanwhile Durga demonstrates why his relatives were correct in insisting he be killed right after birth.
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  11. DARTH_MU Force Ghost

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    Luke lost his true love because some Hutt got angry with a fetish for big dumb object, while a Mara wannabe joined in on the fun.
  12. blackmyron Force Ghost

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    THE THRILLING SECOND BOOK IN THE FAN FAVORITE 'CALLISTA' TRILOGY! ...

    ... said by no one, ever.
  13. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    While @JackG and @Zorrixor are technically tied at six, I'm giving this one to Jack for actually attempting a real summary. Now let's get this whole sordid affair over with...

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  14. fett 4 Chosen One

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    Barbara Hambly and KJA both proved how stupid Bantam were back then for actually paying them to write crap like this.
  15. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    A book about a formidable library of Huttese pornography and unsuitable for children under 18.
  16. JackG Force Ghost

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    Leia continues her sexual adventures with members of the Hutt species and Threepio and Artoo help spread the plague.
  17. krtmd Jedi Grand Master

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    But wait, there's more...
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  18. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    Yet another shining example of why some people will be happy to see the EU shot out of the water when Episode VII is released.
  19. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    Bah. Filthy EP7 Huttophobes who can't handle the Hutt love. [face_not_talking]

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    Take your censorship elsewhere!
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  20. Plebeian Jedi Master

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    Man, I'm glad I trusted reviews enough not to read it.
  21. cthugha Jedi Grand Master

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    Some politicians really are parasites.
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  22. cthugha Jedi Grand Master

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    Also, I just remembered that this might have been my first contact with the Jedi Council forums, way-back-when... dropping in on some random discussion where someone asked "What's this PoT everybody's talking about anyway?" ...the answer of course being:

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    this.
  23. AdmiralNick22 Fleet Admiral of Literature

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    [face_laugh]

    --Adm. Nick
  24. Plaristes Force Ghost

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  25. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    Relax, there are no sparkling vampires or shirtless werewolves in this book, only plague-carrying insects, telepathic crystals and a giant Hutt (who happens to own a formidable library of Huttese pornography).