Lit One Sentence or Less -- A FOREST APART

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. blackmyron Force Ghost

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    Oh, you've already switched. :p

    Fine, here's one: "Kevin J. Anderson's long-awaited prequel to that one plotline in the Jedi Academy Trilogy"
  2. MistrX Force Ghost

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    Two ancient Sith Lords scream at each other, naive explorers are easily duped, and lightsabers still need a charge.
  3. Parnesius Jedi Grand Master

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    Cursory backstory of the Evil Spirit Mentor to the Evil Spirit Mentor of Kyp Durron that has somehow achieved a crucial place in the history of the galaxy, Jedi, Sith and an MMO even as the entire rest of the Tales of the Jedi drifted into obscurity.
  4. Darth_Culator Force Ghost

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    Two young humans blindly dial the Stargate jump into hyperspace, leaping headfirst into a strange new world of political intrigue, and setting off a chain of events which climaxes in a battle where the Goa'uld Sith turn on one another, with Apophis Dor Gal-Ram and Ra's Horak-mul's forces commandeered by their own Jaffa Massassi and turned against their ally Ba'al Ludo Kressh as part of Anubis's Naga Sadow's evil master plan...


    (Yes, I know GAotS came first, but I can never resist poking fun at SPAAAACE EGYPT!)
  5. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    This alone would have won you this round.
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  6. Gorefiend Chosen One

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    Funny thing, of all places to remember that it is the Legacy comics, which has this deeply heart wrenching scene. =((

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  7. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    @Relaxus narrowly edges out Culator for the win. RC, you can always resubmit yours for the correct book. :p

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  8. GrandMasterKatarn Force Ghost

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  9. Cad Bane Jedi Knight

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    The first part of the epic saga of the wasted potential of Ulic Qel-Droma and Nomi Sunrider DA-BODA.
  10. DarthRelaxus Force Ghost

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  11. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    The only time Arca Jeth dies, but merely the first of many times Cay Qel-Droma loses his ARRRMM.
  12. Havac Some Guy Who Moderates Lit

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    Imagine an ancient era of nomadic Jedi Knights, fighting evil and battling bizarre dark side cults, in the golden age of the Old Republic . . . and then imagine it not really being much good.
  13. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    The story that featured the first Adi Gallia.
  14. darklordoftech Force Ghost

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    The origin of the Sith revealed!
  15. MistrX Force Ghost

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    Ulic and friends play with the animals, Nomi gets trained by a triceratops, and there's a character actually named Finhead Stonebone.
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  16. AusStig Jedi Grand Master

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    How can you guys think tis was boring?

    It had freaken giant flying lizards with lasers on their backs!

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  17. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    After some time on the sidelines and/or losing horribly, @Havac makes a triumphant return to the winners' circle.

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  18. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    Tales of the Jedi: high concept, incredibly low execution.
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  19. Point Given Mod of Literature and Community

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    Freedon Nadd decides to play Grima Wormtongue, King Ommin plays an evil King Theoden and Cay preempts the Skywalkers by getting his arm sliced off.
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  20. QuentinGeorge Force Ghost

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    Not porn - it just sounds like it.
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  21. Havac Some Guy Who Moderates Lit

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    A group that is seriously called "Naddists" create some mummy-stealing trouble on Dxun, where they already stole a vowel, and the whole thing escalates really quickly when it turns out that the galaxy's lamest Sith have been hanging out on this backwater crapball planet for no reason doing nothing but now they're going to start a war, plus some spoiled kids who randomly have Force powers decide they want to be Sith and show up, so there's lots of fighting involving a ridiculously old man possessed by Mr. Nadd and a dopey Vader ripoff named Warb Null, which is ultimately resolved when our hero chops up the old man's back brace and scares off the ghost of Ol' Free Nadd, crippling him to death.
  22. AdmiralWesJanson Force Ghost

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    The story that does not want to be found or read.

    I looked forever for a copy of this before finally admitting defeat a couple years back.
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  23. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

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    The only two issue comic series in history that you'll wish was even shorter.
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  24. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    The most expensive trade paperback in my collection that is simultaneously the most worthless trade paperback in my collection.
  25. BoromirsFan Jedi Grand Master

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    The art is so damn ugly.
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