Lit One Sentence or Less -- A FOREST APART

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Tim Battershell Force Ghost

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    Poisoned by a nano-virus according to JAT! JATM isn't (I regret to say) entirely accurate in places!
  2. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    I, I, I, me, me, I, I, I, me, me, I, I, I, me, me, I, I, I, me, me; I, I, I, me, me, I, I, I, me, me,I, I, I, me, me, I, I, I, me, me, I, I, I, me, me, I, I, I, me, me, I, I, I, me, me, I, I, I, me, me, I, I, I, me, me, I, I, I--me, me, I, I, I, me, me--I, I, I, me, me, I, I, I, me, me (me), I, I, I, me, me!
  3. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    Fixed.
  4. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

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    You know Corran is the kind of guy who thinks of himself in the third person even when he's thinking of himself in the first person.
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  5. Ulicus Lit'ari

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    Dogs dogs dogs fight fight fight.
  6. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    True, true.

    "I'm so cool because my names Corran Horn -- that's right, Corran Horn, that's me: I'm Corran Horn -- that's my name; Corran Horn -- you've heard of Corran Horn, right? That's because that's me; I'm him: Corran Horn."
  7. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Corran Horn, that's my name, that name again is Corran Horn.
  8. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    Three sentences.
  9. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    Perhaps it requires three sentences to fully express the Corran Hornness of Corran Horn.
  10. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Don't you mean "Horniness"?
  11. AirNeeva Jedi Master

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    I, Corran Horn (am awesome).
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  12. MistrX Force Ghost

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    Corran Horn Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Deads the Jedi Academy Trilogy and shows us that Tycho has an insanely amazing mind.
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  13. krtmd Jedi Grand Master

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    No one "liked" this. Really?
  14. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    Nah. That would suggest Corran Horn gives a crap about anyone not named Corran Horn.
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  15. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Sorry folks, been out of town. @Todd the Jedi wins.

    [IMG]

    The whole series. Note that Rebellion will be a separate round.
  16. Havac Some Guy Who Moderates Lit

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    An allegory for the Galactic Civil War in which Luke and Leia keep disrupting the attempt to establish the supremacy of Imperial narratives.
  17. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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  18. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    The sequel to Ghost Prison, released a decade beforehand in the grand tradition of SW installments being released before their respective prequels.
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  19. Barriss_Coffee Chosen One

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    An anthology of Imperial tales involving a group of traitorous misfit officers, a Biggs and Porkins bar brawl, Tank playing tank in a tank, and a dowdy velociraptor teaparty.
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  20. Loopy777 Jedi Master

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    A long time ago, in a galaxy far (far) away, Darth Vader and the Emperor killed a bunch of bland and bumbling traitors, Biggs Darklighter showed Ahsoka Tano how to break continuity with style and grace, Luke ran into an old friend who turned out to be the least memorable guy in the cut scene that is mostly unseen, and a bunch of other stuff happened that West End Games used to do better.
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  21. blackmyron Force Ghost

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    Dark Horse takes a never-before-seen glimpse in the GALACTIC EMPIRE, the political struggles, the betrayals, the side of Star Wars that you... okay, fine, we'll just go back to doing stories about the Rebel Alliance, happy now?
  22. Gorefiend Chosen One

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    Shouldn’t we do these by story arc? As coming up with something that covers a whole series is though. [face_plain]
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  23. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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  24. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    But...they'd be better that way!
    More amusement for me!
  25. Lugija Force Ghost

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    Darth Vader kills people: the series, characters somehow still find time to do more stuff around Episode IV and half-way through it suddenly has an overarching plot.

    (And it was collected very confusingly in Omnibuses)