Lit One Sentence or Less -- A FOREST APART

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Point Given Mod of Literature and Community

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    Featuring the greatest artwork this side of Crimson Empire III.
  2. BoromirsFan Jedi Grand Master

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    I must check it out again then. When I think of Vector I think of how the KOTOR art was so deformed looking compared to Wheatley's work
  3. Point Given Mod of Literature and Community

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    I meant the KOTOR artwork ;)
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  4. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

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  5. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    Wrong vector.
  6. COMPNOR Force Ghost

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  7. Loopy777 Jedi Master

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    The reason why the spines of Volume 5 in my KOTOR collection and Volume 6 in my Legacy collection look weird.
  8. Obie-2-Kenobi Jedi Grand Master

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    What they said.
  9. Obie-2-Kenobi Jedi Grand Master

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    OR Howabout a run-on sentence.....

    Some old crusty ghost sith inhabits this choker looking thing and attaches itself to this sexy bitch all the while making a really crummy crossover arc that totally F%$KS UP the look of my normally very orderly bookshelf!!!
  10. blackmyron Force Ghost

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    Scalar... with a DIRECTION!

    A little math humor. You're welcome.
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  11. BoromirsFan Jedi Grand Master

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  12. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    *BZZT*

    Entry rejected. Please report to your friendly neighborhood Diversity Thread for reeducation.
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  13. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    @Parnesius takes the round by a significant margin. And now, for the book half of you thought we were doing already:

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    Note: this is it, folks. Aside from the two we've done already, I'm going through the entire NJO in order from here. Buckle in.
  14. Gorefiend Chosen One

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  15. GrandMasterKatarn Force Ghost

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    The first massive, multi-author story that starts with Chewie's death
  16. fett 4 Chosen One

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    A rather bland book that's obscured by the furore of killing off Chewies and the disgraceful threats to the Author afterwards.
  17. CT-867-5309 Force Ghost

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    An incredible set up for the grandest series ever produced by the Star Wars Expanded Universe featuring a terrifying alien invasion that manages to include Mara's illness, Nom Anor's vileness, an ax murderer who poisons an entire planet's atmosphere, resulting in horrific deaths, Kyp Durron's Dozen-and-Two Avengers, the Skywalker-Solo clans extraordinary piloting, a planetary destruction that kills Chewie, another planetary destruction that nearly kills Luke and makes you think it did, and the beginnings of a possible romance between Jacen and Danni; ALL OF THIS IN ONE FOUR HUNDRED PAGE BOOK.
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  18. Havac Some Guy Who Moderates Lit

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    The book with one simple message: Chewbacca's dead, Mara's deathly ill, and incredibly dangerous biotech-wielding Forceless aliens are invading the galaxy -- DEAL WITH IT.
  19. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Chewie dies a hero's death at the hands of some of the most ruthless villains ever written, villains who hate technology but have the capability of manipulating both life itself and the gravitational pull of entire planets.
  20. Nobody145 Force Ghost

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    To everyone who hated the Imp warlord of the week plot, this book is for you with a walking carpet, er, important character dying and various warnings of nothing will ever be the same again, also don't expect to see any competent leadership from anyone except for the Jedi and friends for a long, long time.
  21. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    The first novel that was released after Luke Skywalker abandoned his quest to sleep with the girls of the RebellionNew Republic and had settled down with Mara, which caused the Force to try and restore Balance by unleashing an army of alien invaders to poison Mara and set Luke back on his original mission, but which unfortunately resulted in the death of the family dog instead.
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  22. Obie-2-Kenobi Jedi Grand Master

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  23. GoingInside Jedi Master

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    Featuring the SECOND most traumatic death of the series.
  24. Garrett Atkins Jedi Grand Master

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    A Non-Canon Novel.
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  25. cthugha Jedi Grand Master

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    I was totally going to give this one a pass for being too long until that last line came along. =D=