Lit One Sentence or Less -- A FOREST APART

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  1. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    @Jello, fittingly I suppose, wins both Imperial-centered books.

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  2. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    Winter pretends to be Leia, so naturally she’s kidnapped for pretty much the entire story arc.
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  3. AdmiralWesJanson Force Ghost

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    In which Wedge and Fel meet the TRUE best pilot in the galaxy: Han solo.


    I've learned that well thought descriptive phrases which describe the plot and cunningly apply to both main characters in the book are no match for Jello's short pithy comments. :oops:
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  4. Havac Some Guy Who Moderates Lit

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    Tycho gets to make out with Winter while she's dressed up as Leia, so make of that what you will, and the greatest salutatorian/valedictorian pair of all time teams back up to save . . . Winter dressed as Leia, which apparently Han didn't even know, so was he just grabbing Winter's ass the whole time on their original trip or what?
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  5. Big Fat'Lya Jedi Master

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    A funny old man in purple decides to become the first Rebel Emperor, just for a laugh. Unfortunately, Isard has no sense of humour.
  6. Lugija Force Ghost

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    Ysanne Isard uses makeup the first time in 20 years and Pestage has to run from his new confusing feelings.
  7. Lugija Force Ghost

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    And so I have joined the Double Post Club. Do I get a fancy card?
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  8. Gorefiend Chosen One

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    This story has something that more SW stories need to be epic, Pirates and lots of them!
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  9. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Jello's pith bows to no man.
  10. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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  11. GrandAdmiralJello Community and Lit moderator person

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    Guess I'll have to follow the theme with my entry:


    By failing to see the disguise, Tycho proves that he's not meant to be with Winter, as her one true love would have instantly known it was a trap.
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  12. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Well, that's what I get for not ending this round on time. :mad:
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  13. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    Hm, thread seems to be in deadlock...

    And so close to the end of this series. Help us, Coop, you're our only hope!
  14. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Once again, I refuse to allow Jello's entry to win.








    *sigh*

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  15. Havac Some Guy Who Moderates Lit

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    The final X-wing comic, in which Michael Stackpole responds to cancellation by pulling everything together at once and making whoever made that decision look as foolish as possible.
  16. Parnesius Jedi Grand Master

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    There once was a lady named Isard
    to whom a coup d'etat seemed wizard
    so after gaining his ear
    she betrayed the vizier
    who played the decoy-clone-thence-to-Byss card.
  17. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    The Rogues try to rescue some old gray dude, but it turns out he has a terrible allergy to fish and is left behind to die by way of the Terminator’s Admiral Krennel’s metal hand.
  18. GrandAdmiralJello Community and Lit moderator person

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    I'm going to defer to Parnesius's entry on this one and not submit a challenge.
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  19. AirNeeva Jedi Master

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    What I thought that this thread was going to end up to be until I clicked on the thread...oh.
  20. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Jello was one pun away from that being very much the case. [face_whistling]
  21. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Well, @Parnesius certainly earned the hell out of this one.

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    A former royal guard attempts to kill everyone who is not the emperor.
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  23. Jedi Ben Chosen One

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    It was a time, when one man could beat the crap out of anyone, even someone using the Force, so he did.
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  24. The Compeer Jedi Grand Master

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    We all have an implicit understanding of how faceless mooks in Star Wars are supposed to operate; they're there to look cool, be played up as a serious threat, only to go down like punks whenever it comes time to step up to the plate. Apparently Kir Kanos missed the memo regarding all this.
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  25. Jedi Ben Chosen One

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    One sentence or less! Not one paragraph!