Lit One Sentence or Less -- A NEW DAWN

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. JediMara77 Force Ghost

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    Luke and Ben compete in the space Olympics and it's kind of awesome but also pointless.
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  2. The Compeer Jedi Grand Master

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    Ooh, ooh, it's the backlash against those readers who thought Allston was better than this; he signed onto this mess willingly, you know!
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  3. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    Or so they would have us believe.
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  4. Master Corran Horn Force Ghost

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    It gives her immense pleasure
  5. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    Indeed. It seems that @Todd the Jedi has hit upon the perfect formula: rip apart Daala=tons of likes. But can it continue to capture the heart and minds of OSOLers? Probably.

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    I think that's supposed to be Luke on the cover?

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  6. DigitalMessiah Chosen One

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    Star Wars attempts to capture some of the Twilight market in a desperate bid to increase book sales.
  7. The Compeer Jedi Grand Master

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    With Allies like the titular ones, who needs Space Cthulhu?
  8. Gamiel Force Ghost

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    Oh dear Waru; when you thought the cover art could not gat worst: Allies strikes down to burn your eyes [face_skull]
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  9. DarthSanctimonious Force Ghost

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    FotJ gets so stupid that it's impossible to even write a clever sentence about it.
  10. Master Corran Horn Force Ghost

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    That's the one where they go that that one planet and Wesley destroys that one sacred thing, and almost gets executed for it...oh, wait...wrong Universe...
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  11. Nobody145 Force Ghost

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    The enemy of my enemy is not necessarily my friend.
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  12. SWpants Force Ghost

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    The plots slowly move along while Golden proves yet again that she doesn't understand the characters she's writing.
  13. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    The cover is the best thing about this oneā€”and the cover...I'd be willing to ally with Sith to destroy it.
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  14. Jeff_Ferguson Force Ghost

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    Ben Skywalker is given a love interest in a heavy-handed, cringe-inducing fashion that makes the romance in Attack of the Clones look inspired.
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  15. JediMara77 Force Ghost

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    Is that Luke Skywalker or young Brad Pitt on the cover?
  16. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    Seeking to reconnect to the Force, Callista gets eaten by an ancient Force monster; turns out this may not have been the best idea.
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  17. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    Luke gets fatherhood advice from a Sith Lord while Vestara gets anti-punishment advice from Ben.
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  18. Parnesius Jedi Grand Master

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    For over a thousand generations, the Jedi and Republic failed to put a dent in the Hutts' slave-based civilisation - then a couple of blundering Sith, reintroduced to space travel just two years earlier, decide 'hey, that fountain looks neat' and bring the whole edifice tumbling down.
  19. AusStig Jedi Grand Master

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    Abolitionist are evil! At least according to Daala, cause she is a good judge of morality
  20. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    That was two. ;)
  21. AusStig Jedi Grand Master

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    Aren't you allowed two sentences?
  22. The Compeer Jedi Grand Master

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    No, but feel free to shamelessly abuse all of the hyphens, colons, and semicolons you can shoehorn in. ;)
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  23. Jeff_Ferguson Force Ghost

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    Entry #2:

    "Ackmena is back" --- in some of the larger cantinas and karaoke bars, the cheering went on for over an hour.
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  24. windu4 Force Ghost

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    Backlash is only a slightly more convoluted version of Django Unchained.
  25. Havac Former Moderator

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    This is one of the many books in which Luke kills Abeloth after she ate his ex-girlfriend, and also one of the many books in which Daala attacks the Jedi, who are all trapped in the Temple because apparently it happened to be free onion rings at bowling night or something.
  26. DigitalMessiah Chosen One

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    They were at the Jedi temple because they wanted to be in the story.
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