Lit One Sentence or Less -- A NEW DAWN

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Havac Former Moderator

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    Not to be confused with the popular Clone Wars-era adult holofilm, "Mission to Mount Yoda."
  2. DigitalMessiah Chosen One

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    So I guess SPIN has a secret base on Dagobah, specifically on a mountain named after Yoda, even though Luke never told anyone he was trained by Yoda on Dagobah per HTTE and no one would have any reason to believe that Yoda had any connection to Dagobah -- IT'S FATE.
  3. JechtShotMK9 Jedi Padawan

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  4. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    Luke chop-chops some beetles with unpronounceable names.
  5. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    @Havac wins this one.

    Getting away from the Jedi Prince series for a moment...

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  6. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    Dash Rendar falls for a singer with silver hair and eyes that changes colors, and we get some bad ESB puns.
  7. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    They cut the "Adam Levine runs down an exploding hallway" scene at the last minute; sadly, the cover was already locked.
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  8. DigitalMessiah Chosen One

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    A Wookiee and an Ewok walk into a cantina, see...
  9. Nobody145 Force Ghost

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    Apparently, if you want to get anything done, program a droid to do it, even if the droid is busy carrying out contradictory directives.
  10. RC-1991 Force Ghost

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    Starring Dash Rendar and LE-BO2D9, though you'd never know it by their characterizations.
  11. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    Can we possibly shoe-horn Han Solo into another pre-ANH novel: yes we can.
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  12. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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    Han Solo and his SOTE knockoff, together at last!
    Last edited by JoinTheSchwarz, Dec 31, 2013
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  13. Havac Former Moderator

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    Han Solo and Dash Rendar execute a daring plan to switch personalities, allowing Dash to play the role of a lovable, befuddled everyman; also, apparently he has a partner now who's like Kit Fisto's nephew or whatever because you can't have a book without the Force anymore.
  14. tjace Force Ghost

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    Holostar: the novel that should have been about Wynssa Starflare.
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  15. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    @Havac Dashes this one. And I apologize for nothing.

    I don't believe we've done this one before, but if I'm wrong I'm sure someone more studious than I will catch it.

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    Full cover or GTFO.
  16. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    Wait, Winter and Kell–and this isn't the X-Wing series?
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  17. Gamiel Force Ghost

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    Star Wars is rounding up the usual suspects
  18. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    Zahn does the impossible and writes a book without ever including or even mentioning Thrawn or Mara Jade.
  19. Point Given Mod of Literature and Community

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    Much like a 2000's M Night Shyamalan film, it was cruising along decently until there was an absolutely unnecessary reveal.
  20. fett 4 Chosen One

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    Zahn wants to write Ocean's 11 and decides it will sell more with a starwars label on it
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  21. SWpants Force Ghost

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    Adventure (heh), excitement (heh), gambling & rewards (well)- a smuggler craves all these things.
  22. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    The book that leaves you wondering why Lando didn't murder Han on sight as soon as the Falcon landed on Bespin.
  23. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    @Todd the Jedi makes a comeback.

    I'm feeling bland and boring this fine morning.

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    Take your pick.
  24. Darth_Henning Force Ghost

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    The adaptation that proves that not even a good science fiction writer can salvage the mess that is The Phantom Menace.
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  25. Ulicus Lit'ari

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    The same plot as the movie.