Lit One Sentence or Less -- A NEW DAWN

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. AdmiralNick22 Fleet Admiral of Literature

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    Ugh... fine.

    IT IS A TRAP!

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  2. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    Moff Jerjerrod was this close to blowing up Endor and sparing us from ever having to hear the Yub Nub song, but Wedge and Lando were huge fans of the Ewoks cartoon and decided to blow up IG-88 the Death Star to save the rainforest and Mount Sorrow.
  3. DigitalMessiah Chosen One

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    I wonder how many people here have never heard that song?
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  4. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    I can fix that.

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  5. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    In which Luke Skywalker waters the desert of Darth Vader's face with his tears.
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  6. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    You win.
  7. DigitalMessiah Chosen One

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  8. Kenneth Morgan Chosen One

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    James Kahn blazes a trail that Matthew Stover would later follow, and is largely forgotten.
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  9. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    Obi-wan reveals the truth behind his "point of view", which still differs from the actual events surrounding Anakin's turn to the dark side.
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  10. fett 4 Chosen One

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    I want James Khan to come back and do a SE book version with the inner workings mind of the Gungan going "wessa freee"
  11. tal0nkarrde Force Ghost

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    The dramatic...and somewhat messy...rescue of a long lost friend leads up to a dramatic revelation and a journey to a planet filled with primitive furry teddy bears who lend a hand in destroying a second Death Star while a lone Jedi destroys the galaxy's nemesis and in the end redeems his father.
  12. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Darth Vader dies remembering flowers and deep space, and Leia's real mother hid her in a trunk.
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  13. Kenneth Morgan Chosen One

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    More likely they'll get Matthew Stover to write five pages about how "this is how it feels to be Jar Jar Binks right now."
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  14. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    You mean Matthew Stover would write five pages about how "Thissa is howsa it feels to beesa Jar Jar Binks right nowsa."
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  15. fett 4 Chosen One

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    Yousa tinks so
  16. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    Don't forget ten pages of, "this is how it feels to be the Emperor's Royal Guard...forever."
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  17. Kenneth Morgan Chosen One

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    "This is how it feels to be that one guy (no, not that guy, that other guy) who's off to the right and about two blocks away from the crowd toppling the Emperor's statue on Coruscant."
  18. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    And @Todd the Jedi closes out our movie novelizations. Unfortunately, he is not powerful enough to eradicate Yub Nub. No one can do that.


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  19. Havac Former Moderator

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    Hey guys, we marketed this as Star Wars does film noir but actually it's just more Jedi running around and Vader somehow not killing them, sorry if you're confused.
  20. TrakNar Force Ghost

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    Trenchcoats and I-Five.
  21. Cynical_Ben Force Ghost

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    Apparently, there are 582,797,754 men with the name Jax Pavan on Coruscant alone; too bad we only ever see the one who's about as bland as toasted white bread.
  22. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    Even Piell fakes his death...again.
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  23. werpudel Jedi Grand Master

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    where we (del rey) tried out how a SW novel works out without any editorial supervision AT ALL
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  24. Gamiel Force Ghost

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    Trying to live a life in the lower leves of Coruscant were always hard but with the new government in charge, life for people like Jax Pavan, P.I., have only become harder; with no money to pay the rent and his partner bringing him news about his estranged father, Pavan still finds himself taking a no-money mission to honour his old teacher, all the while trying to evade the Sith in Black
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  25. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    The breathtaking final chapter in the life of Palleus Chuff; also some other stuff happens.