Lit One Sentence or Less -- A NEW DAWN

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. DigitalMessiah Chosen One

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    Exar and Ulic roid out on the dark side and consummate their Sith partnership with a manly handshake/arm wrestle.
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  2. CT-867-5309 Force Ghost

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    The Ketos just want to have fun, Ulic thinks you gotta join them to beat them, and everybody knows Exar Kun's heart, except Exar.
  3. Ulicus Lit'ari

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    I love that moment.

    Like, unironically.
    Last edited by Ulicus, Feb 25, 2014
  4. CT-867-5309 Force Ghost

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    Everyone does, it's a damn meme.
    [IMG]

    I was actually skimming the Omnibus before I posted, saw that and laughed. Mad I didn't reference it.
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  5. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    Alternate title: Dragonheart: The Jedi Riders.
  6. purplerain Force Ghost

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    Korriban makes it's first appearance and Naga Sadow was apparently a human-looking pureblooded Sith who was in rebellion against Marka Ragnos while the Republic wiped out the Sith species.
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  7. GoingInside Jedi Master

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    Ulic Qel-Droma is seduced by the Dark Side... literally.
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  8. Skywalker8921 Jedi Grand Master

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    The Last Jedi contains an awesome quote by Darth Vader that shows just how deluded he is.
  9. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    A planet retconned by TCW makes its first appearance...where have we seen this before?
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  10. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    I am deeply disappointed at these references to these "Exar" and "Ulic" people. It is Exar Kun and Ulic Qel-Droma. Exar Kun and Ulic Qel-Droma. [face_not_talking]

    We don't do shorthand in this story. Exar Kun and Ulic Qel-Droma. There is no "first name basis" in Tales of the Jedi. [face_shame_on_you]
  11. DigitalMessiah Chosen One

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    Sorry after reading "Lomi Plo" a billion times I can't do it.

    And to be fair, Ulic is called mostly by his given name, especially by Cay for obvious reasons. Tott Doneeta, OTOH...
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  12. Ulicus Lit'ari

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    EXCUUUUUSE ME? Ulic was referred to by his first name plenty of times. It was only Exar Kun whom everyone was on a full name basis with.

    And MY entry was perfectly in keeping with that. [face_talk_hand]:p
    Last edited by Ulicus, Feb 26, 2014
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  13. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    Bah, that's just because Ulic thought it'd be clever to try and look hip. [face_shame_on_you]
  14. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    The TotJ book I didn't bother to do last year because I couldn't remember anything about it.
  15. EternalHero Jedi Grand Master

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    Here's a sentence for ya:

    Tom Veitch is a million times more talented than Kavin J. Anderson.
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  16. BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost

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    I'm still missing issue 3 of this series after almost 2 $%#&ing decades, I coulda swore I had it somewhere!!!!
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  17. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    @DigitalMessiah wins.

    Next up: "The Sith War".

    [IMG]

    It really does get better.
  18. Gamiel Force Ghost

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    See this tOR; this is how a 'longer longer time ago' looks!
  19. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    Run Ulic, run–there's a giant Mandalorian Fist behind you!
  20. purplerain Force Ghost

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    It's underrated and feels like Star Wars.
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  21. Jedi Ben Chosen One

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    Attack of the spew!

    [IMG][IMG]
    Last edited by Jedi Ben, Feb 28, 2014
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  22. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    Exar Kun was such a hipster; he wielded a double-bladed lightsaber way before it was cool.
    Last edited by Todd the Jedi, Feb 28, 2014
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  23. DigitalMessiah Chosen One

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    Ulic needs prozac.
    [IMG]
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  24. Shadow_imperium Force Ghost

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    When you need to corrupt potential followers in a pinch, don't poison or cripple them, just smash haunted glass into their hands.
  25. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    And the winner of the prize for the Most Misleading Comic Book Title goes to The Sith War which successfully manages to tell the story of a war without showing any of it.