Lit One Sentence or Less -- A NEW DAWN

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    Not even going to try with this one, we have our winner already.

    ...wait a second! Isn't there a three-word or more rule?

    Well, then...

    No toothbrushes for the wicked.
    Last edited by Random Comments, Mar 12, 2014
  2. DigitalMessiah Chosen One

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    I can't keep track of all these rules. I just saw one sentence or less.
  3. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    One Sentence or Less =/= Stream-of-Consciousness Cover Reactions
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  4. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    Weren't you already ousted or something? :p
  5. EternalHero Jedi Grand Master

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    Here's my sentence: KJA ruins my favorite EU character.

    Alternate: KJA ruins everything.
  6. tjace Force Ghost

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    One Darth Maul death or less.
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  7. Jedi Ben Chosen One

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    Oh wait - I got one!

    Darth Maul gets better!
    Last edited by Jedi Ben, Mar 13, 2014
  8. darthcaedus1138 Force Ghost

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    In which Maul gets to craft a double-bladed shank.
  9. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    I would probably like this if it were referring to the right book :p
  10. BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost

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    Maul's resurrection singlehandedly chews through canon like a wampa through manflesh.
  11. Havac Former Moderator

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    A random Jedi saves some cat-people from a really hot day, and also Darth Maul and his brother with the stupid name are there because people like that sort of thing.
  12. EECHUUTA Force Ghost

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    Darth Maul: "A death sentence becomes little more then a mere nuisance, when one can cheat death so easily."
    Last edited by EECHUUTA, Mar 14, 2014
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  13. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    @DigitalMessiah pulls in a dubious win. But I'll allow it. What can I say, I'm a softie.

    I'm both surprised and glad that we haven't done this next one (I hope?). I'd like to do at least one in honor of the memory of Aaron Allston.

    [IMG]

    Just remember that being respectful doesn't mean you have to cut down on the snark. In fact, I'd wager that Allston wouldn't have had it any other way.
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  14. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    It's kind of sad that in the X-Wing series the X-Wing has been reduced to cameo appearances.
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  15. GoingInside Jedi Master

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    "That's a very cunning plan, but now is not the time for cunning plans or crazy capers." - Dave Nelson; Newsradio
  16. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    The unsafe house was so unsafe that they had to flee the safe house after the unsafe house to another safe house that was a safer house than the safe house that was after the unsafe house.
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  17. SWpants Force Ghost

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    A Wraith story with some of the new generation (yay, Miri!), and an X-Wing barely to be seen.
    Last edited by SWpants, Mar 15, 2014
  18. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    You fail. [face_plain]
  19. SWpants Force Ghost

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    *headdesk*, thanks.
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  20. AusStig Jedi Grand Master

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    One of the few bits of post NJO stories to have: A Vong character, actual change due to the war and HUMOUR.
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  21. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    Gonna sink low and bump this once, since I feel like it got buried early.
  22. DigitalMessiah Chosen One

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    Is it just me or is no one flying that X-wing?
  23. tjace Force Ghost

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    A Gamorrean breaking it down in the middle of the street is the most awesome part of the book.
  24. The Loyal Imperial Manager Emeritus

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  25. Auditor Dredd Force Ghost

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    The one book in the Legacy era that matters
    Last edited by MasterSkywalker86, Mar 19, 2014