Lit One Sentence or Less -- A NEW DAWN

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Grand Admiral Paxis Jedi Grand Master

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    A bunch of people who no longer exist in a conflict that no longer exists visit a bunch of planets that no longer exist, apart from Dantooine, which still exists although all the locations visited on it definitely don't exist.

    *Drops the mic and struts out of the thread before he can be pelted by rotten tomatoes*
  2. Nobody145 Force Ghost

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    Though not developed by Bioware, predating Mass Effect 2 and 3 in showing how little your in-game choices matter, turns out whether you went lightside or darkside in the first game, the galaxy still ends up in mostly the same place- really bad shape with the Republic mostly collapsed, most of the Jedi dead and Sith everywhere.
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  3. BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost

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    Where the EU made it all the way to The Howard Stern show with the introduction of Darth Nihilus!

    (some swearing language but some funny bits in it too.)

    Last edited by BigAl6ft6, Apr 28, 2014
  4. The Compeer Jedi Grand Master

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    Ahem, this from Instantdeath: "The Restored Content mod version of course, because I F****** SAY SO!"
  5. GrandMasterKatarn Force Ghost

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    The greatest story that gave greater characters than the 1D's in the first KotOR, and with actual interesting villians, in a plot hatched by a blind woman to destroy the Force because she hates how it controls everyone's destiny.
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  6. AusStig Jedi Grand Master

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    A really great story and character exploration, that falls in the key video game element of NOT BEING BORING, seriously the first planet and the last are sooo dull, rest was good though.
  7. Gamiel Force Ghost

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    In a game with the illusion of free will the villain believes she can give everyone free will by metaphorically "cutting the cable", thinking that life will go on without "electricity"
  8. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Dude, 4-way tie. Nuts.
  9. Charlemagne19 Chosen One

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    Here's my version:

    Jedi Jesus fights Sith Galactus, Female Palpatine, and Zombie Jedi in a retelling of Planescape: Torment.
  10. BoromirsFan Jedi Grand Master

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    apathy is death
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  11. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    @AdmiralWesJanson struck back near the end with a surprising lead.

    So since the EU apparently exploded or something while I was looking the other direction, let's do one of the more recent works.

    [IMG]
  12. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    I haven't read this oneā€“but I'll give it a whirl.

    Leia, along with Han, have to make a deal with a bunch of costumers pirates.
  13. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Every once in a while, a Star Wars author remembers that asteroids are a thing.
    Last edited by CooperTFN, May 3, 2014
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  14. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    An outfit that's not from the movies on a photoshopped cover; heresy!
  15. DigitalMessiah Chosen One

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    What's going on with her shirt at the waistline
  16. Havac Former Moderator

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  17. Mind Riot Jedi Knight

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  18. OLeg89 Jedi Knight

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    This happens every single time: Leia goes to buy some stuff, ends up destroying giant secret pirate base.
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  19. Charlemagne19 Chosen One

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    Leia gets a novel to herself and spends it trying to recruit the most painfully naive pirates since the Veggie Tales.
  20. Gamiel Force Ghost

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    A story of trust, betrayer and what people are capable when they are given hope with many strong female characters and the only thing people remember is the bad photoshop cover
  21. Cynical_Ben Force Ghost

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    Leia's mission is to find help for the Rebellion; unfortunately, she's looking in Alderaan places.
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  22. Charlemagne19 Chosen One

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    If I may withdraw my earlier one and submit another--

    Leia in a leading role, a large number of empowered women, and a very diverse cast in terms of RL ethnicties and Star Wars aliens -- all in a forgettable plot about recruiting some Alderaanians who think they can be the pirates who don't do anything.
    Last edited by Charlemagne19, May 4, 2014
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  23. Charlemagne19 Chosen One

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    well everyone liked it, so I guess I unwithdraw it. :)
  24. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    @Charlemagne19 wins. I wish I got it, but I hated Veggie Tales as a kid. I know, shocking.

    Haven't done a comic in awhile.

    [IMG]
  25. Cynical_Ben Force Ghost

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    For reference purposes: