Lit One Sentence or Less -- A NEW DAWN

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Point Given Mod of Literature and Community

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    I still can't believe that Bib and Salacious B. Crumb were able to defeat Palpatine's last clone through the power of friendship.
  2. RC-1991 Force Ghost

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    War and Peace, but with 50% more lekku tics.
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  3. s65horsey Otter-loving Former EUC Mod

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    Lame choice from Jello.
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  4. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    My reaction to Jello: :oops:

    My BFatRotDF summary: :oops:
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  5. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    What, you'd have preferred Ruins of Dantooine? :p
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  6. Gorefiend Chosen One

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    RoD is at least a real book. [face_plain]
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  7. RC-1991 Force Ghost

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    How dare you imply that Derek J. Reda's masterpiece is a mere fancy of these forums. How. Dare. You.
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  8. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    I wanted to give people a chance to be really creative :(

    I mean you basically have a blank slate here.
    Last edited by GrandAdmiralJello, Nov 24, 2012
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  9. GrandMasterKatarn Force Ghost

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    I feel like I'm the only one around here who hasn't heard of this one
  10. Tim Battershell Force Ghost

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    Nope, I'm with you too!
  11. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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  12. Tim Battershell Force Ghost

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  13. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    . . . and the moffship blunders on.
  14. Havac Former Moderator

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    A truly magnificent ode to the indomitability of the Twi'lek spirit, contained within an epic saga of crime and justice, depicting the search for knowledge we all carry in our hearts and calling us to better our world, all in the masterful prose of that soulful savant, Derek J. Reda.
  15. Lugija Force Ghost

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    Bib Fortuna's biggest adventure, in which he tries to tell the New Republic the truth about Endor, but ends up getting swallowed by his political opponent, Some Sort of Viper, after some cool battles, so it's basically Game of Thrones in Star Wars but with more intrigue.
  16. cthugha Force Ghost

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    Fortuna doesn't smile on those who try to retcon the Empire into something good.
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  17. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    Newcomers, do not be fooled; Although the only print run of this book says "forgotten" before it was around to be forgotten, this is NOT a HOAX; Lucasfilm has a monopoly of the Force-using population and had a Vision of the Future which showed that it would be forgotten, then published a few copies anyway.
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  18. krtmd Force Ghost

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    Otherwise known as the treatment for Episode VII.
  19. Manisphere Force Ghost

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    This generation's Justin Beiber: Just Getting Started crossed with One Hundred Years of Solitude.
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  20. Grand Admiral Paxis Jedi Grand Master

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    The removal of Bib Fortuna's brain by the B'omarr Monks results in severe psychological trauma, causing him to argue with a bunch of Kowakian monkey-lizards who he thinks are Senators, experience delusional episodes that make him think the glorious and benevolent Empire is evil, and scream something about being eaten by "some kind of viper" after falling into the Sarlacc.
  21. Derek_J_Reda Author: • BFATROTDF • DFOTROTDF

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  22. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    This entire forum is fired.
  23. Runjedirun Force Ghost

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    Some book I never read, never heard of and am not interested enough in to research.
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  24. Lugija Force Ghost

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    After this round ends, can someone make a complete plot summary based on these sentences? I'd do it myself, but I'm off to two weeks of merry camping in a dark forest (except that I'll work as a secretary in bosses' building, so not exactly camping, but still in the dark forest)
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  25. KamSolusar Force Ghost

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    Star Wars meets 50 Shades of Grey, but this time Dumbledore survives.