Lit One Sentence or Less -- A NEW DAWN

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    The stunning conclusion to the story of Starkiller, where he becomes so tired of such a hard life that he strips himself of the Force and moves to and becomes mayor of Sernpidal, a planet he figures is so far from the center of the galaxy that nothing exciting or critically important could ever happen there.
  2. RC-1991 Force Ghost

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    Starkiller is slain by Some Kind of Viper, and while weeping over his memory, Ahsoka receives a medal at Yavin Base for heroically illustrating Cal Omas.
  3. cthugha Force Ghost

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    You should see Vader grimacing under his mask when Leia mentions Dantooine in A New Hope.
  4. Point Given Mod of Literature and Community

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    Cronal finally gets bored of his secret identity as Starkiller and vows never to take on another one with such a stupid name.
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  5. Ulicus Lit'ari

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    An MMO set in the Legacy era, the real Darth Vader -- having spent centuries in suspended animation -- is finally rescued from a long lost derelict Rebel Alliance starship in time to provide the protagonist with a mid-level boss.
  6. Darth_Kevin Force Ghost

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    Once....twice...three times a Starkiller.
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  7. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    After an entire game of Starkiller asking where his girlfriend is, TFU turns into a remake of The Shining...

    HERE'S JUNO!!!
  8. mnjedi Jedi Grand Master

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    Quite possibly the greatest single piece of Science Fiction ever written, still, the part where Starkiller bested Vader, Palps, Yoda, Obi-Wan and a flow-walking Jacen Solo all at the same time was a bit ridiculous.
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  9. blackmyron Force Ghost

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  10. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    Fixed.
  11. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    @Todd the Jedi wins with more votes than both Medstar winners put together, despite the fact that Uli's is clearly the best. Jello, I'm increasingly interested in this whole dictatorship thing you're always going on about and I'd like to read some of your literature.

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  12. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    This space is reserved and its DOTJ entry will be filled in in February.
  13. Lugija Force Ghost

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    This space is reserved and its DOTJ entry will be filled when the Omnibus comes out...

    No, I'll handle this now. Stay clear.

    Pyramids come from the sky and teach people how to be aliens, and 1031,72 generations before A New Hope the Jedi Order starts to guard the peace and justice by putting them somewhere safe and then forgetting where.
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  14. Rilwen_Shadowflame Force Ghost

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    Reports of that person doing that thing in that place are so far unconfirmed, but no matter what thing it is, fall-out is guaranteed from some portion of the audience.
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  15. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Well, this round totally **** the bed. Two more days.
  16. benknobi1 Chosen One

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    Dawn of the Jedi: Of mage-light spells and long, flowing hair.
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  17. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    The one where we learn that the whole Jedi-Sith feud emerged as a misunderstanding between two children playing a schoolyard game . . . or I could be totally lying because I've never read it and am just ripping off Avatar: The Last Airbender.
  18. credar Jedi Grand Master

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    Starkiller hops in a ride with Kyp Durrron and finally lives up to his name by making Alderaan's sun go supernova, just to double tap.
  19. Sinrebirth SWC and EUC Forum Moderator

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    Someone takes the star system set-up from Firefly, crosses with the writers who gave us Legacy throws in Pyramids that look like Mortis for mysteries sake and then spends the first arc showing it's antagonist in various states of nudity; unsurprisingly, it does well.
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  20. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    Like me, everyone is clearly waiting until February.
  21. AusStig Jedi Grand Master

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    A series which shows some of the inner workings of the Infinite Empire and the origins of the jedii, where due to physic pyramids. Also Xesh, who may in fact be Kyle Katarn's ancestor and introduced the jedi to lightsabers and became a starship engine.
  22. Nobody145 Force Ghost

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    The comics series which acts as a sort of prequel to Tales of the Jedi, Knights of the Old Republic, Jedi vs. Sith, Knight Errant, all the prequel Republic comics, all the Clone Wars comics, Dark Times, various "Vader kills people" comics, Empire/Rebellion, Agent of the Empire, Star Wood, X-wings, Mara Jade comics, Dark Empire, Crimson Empire, Invasion and of course Legacy, starring a Je'daii Council which is just about as effective and prepared as any other Council throughout history.
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  23. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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  24. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    The canon version of Alien Exodus.
  25. Darth_Culator Force Ghost

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    Kyle Katarn creates civilization as we know it, then orders everyone to forget everything he did, so they do.