Lit One Sentence or Less -- A NEW DAWN

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. cthugha Force Ghost

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  2. Lugija Force Ghost

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    I call a vote of no confidence, I was clearly winning before this happened. I already had a speech thought out: "Yay, now Lugija is the popular one!"
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  3. Sinrebirth SWC and EUC Forum Moderator

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    Just. Let. Me. Win.

    :p
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  4. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    You're still looking good. Just keep an eye on Culator.
  5. Grey1 Host: 181st Imperial Discussion Group

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    The creative forces that brought you several brooding muscular tattooed emo heroes create their own Sci-Fantasy franchise loosely inspired by Masters of the Universe but are forced to make it a Star Wars series when names like Je'daii and concepts like Forcesabers are too reminiscient of Lucasfilm trademarks and thus tie it to the fringe of ancient history as hinted at in KOTOR and TOR as they send several brooding muscular half-dressed aggro-emo heroes of both sexes on a mission to make sense of a brooding muscular tattooed emo-aggro stranger as he slowly loses most of his clothes.
  6. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    You say that like it's a bad thing.
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  7. Grey1 Host: 181st Imperial Discussion Group

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    Only what you take with you. [face_tee_hee]
  8. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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  9. COMPNOR Force Ghost

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    "They're coming to get you, Zahara!"
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  10. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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  11. GrandMasterKatarn Force Ghost

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    A handful of convicts, a sadistic guard, and a doctor plus Han and Chewie must escape from a prison ship and a star destroyer occupied by zombies
  12. Tim Battershell Force Ghost

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    The Star Wars book that had its plot ripped-off to become the Walking Dead TV show!
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  13. Nobody145 Force Ghost

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    Zombies, why did it have to be zombies?
  14. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    A Rebel propaganda attempt to excuse Wookiee savagery as due to Imperial bioweapon experiments rather than simply accepting the truth that the alleged mutant Wookiee on the artwork was just an ordinary Wookiee and that they are all beasts.
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  15. benknobi1 Chosen One

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    Death Troopers: a space zombie infestation that could be cured in an instant... but for some reason no one remembers to use the airlock...
  16. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    Star Wars meets Night of the Living Dead meets Pandorum meets The Andromeda Strain meets the episode of Little House on the Prairie where everyone gets typhus.
  17. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Bumpity bump. Someone better catch up to Todd and make this interesting.
  18. Ulicus Lit'ari

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  19. TrakNar Force Ghost

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  20. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    Han Solo has flown from one end of the galaxy to the other, and he's seen a lot of strange stuff; so much strange stuff that apparently a Star Destroyer full of zombies never warrants a mention.
  21. instantdeath Force Ghost

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  22. Lazy Storm Trooper Force Ghost

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  23. darthcaedus1138 Force Ghost

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    Zombies are a thing that is in, but at least the Holiday Special gets referenced!
  24. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    Speaking of Death Troopers, if they want to do a real horror novel, they should give us Star Wars Twilight.

    I know I would be scared seeing sparkly Anzati, that's for sure.
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  25. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Okay, I'd say @Todd has this one wrapped up.

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