Lit One Sentence or Less -- A NEW DAWN

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Stormtroopers and grass?
  2. Havac Former Moderator

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    Crappiness, genericness, and laziness.
  3. cthugha Force Ghost

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    I think it should be "genericity" :p
  4. Darth_Zandalor Force Ghost

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    Boba Fett takes up Necromancy and flies a Star Destroyer before spending thirty pages talking to Bossk in a bar.
  5. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    @Havac takes this one.

    BOUNTY HUNTER BONUS ROUND!!

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    One. Sentence.

    I'm not going to explicitly ban semicolons for this one, but if your entry takes the form of "Dengar does X; Bossk does Y; Boba Fett does Z" you are boring and I will probably mock you.
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  6. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    Boba Fett and Han Solo have the perfect western/noir standoff while Dengar learns about these things called emotions, Zuckuss and 4-LOM join the Rebels after realizing the healthcare benefits far outweigh those of the bounty hunter trade, Bossk is Bossk, and IG-88 does the same thing he does every day: try to take over the world!
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  7. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    If you ever wondered what would happen if someone mixed Star Wars with The Cannonball Run then used the Pulp Fiction timeline gimmick, prepare to acheive nirvana.
  8. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    All you need to know: The Last One Standing.
  9. cthugha Force Ghost

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    A Force-sensitive droid, a sentient Death Star and four bounty hunters walk into a bar...
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  10. mnjedi Jedi Grand Master

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    Now THIS is podracing bounty hunting!
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  11. Havac Former Moderator

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    Six bounty hunters compete to see whose story can be most ignored in the future.
  12. tal0nkarrde Force Ghost

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    An anthology of tales about every Bounty Hunter in Darth Vader's employ during The Empire Strikes Back proven to have taken place in an alternate Star Wars Universe once all the other books were published.
  13. blackmyron Force Ghost

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    The insane tale where a robot torments Emperor Palpatine with Three Stooges routines, plus some other stories.
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  14. Karohalva Jedi Grand Master

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    Interestingly, bounty hunters hunt remarkably few bounties in this book.
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  15. MistrX Force Ghost

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    Now you can find out how every bounty hunter on that bridge knew exactly where the Falcon was headed except the lizard, who it turns out is kinda dumb.
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  16. GrandMasterKatarn Force Ghost

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    The book containing stories that do nothing except beg to be ignored by all authors, even KJA himself
  17. fistofan1 Force Ghost

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    IG-88 messes with Palpatine while... whelp, that's all I can remember.
  18. CT-867-5309 Force Ghost

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    Kevin J Anderson gets to write for a character that matches his prose, however the results are still terrible.
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  19. Nobody145 Force Ghost

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    Sadly doesn't involve bounty hunters being thrown into a sarlacc, escaping and then being thrown back in.
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  20. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Bumpity - started this one late, so one more day. Plus, I'm interested in seeing someone catch up to Hav.
  21. TrakNar Force Ghost

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    KW Jeter should have read Of Possible Futures prior to writing the Bounty Hunter Wars.
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  22. RebelJoseWales Jedi Grand Master

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    No, Death Star, you are the IG-88s.
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  23. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Oh, hey, this. @Havac wins. Again. [face_tired]

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    Summaries of Side Trip specifically are acceptable, but c'mon - be creative.
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  24. AdmiralWesJanson Force Ghost

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    A vastly misleading title: for a book called Tales from the Empire, it's all about fringe characters, Rebels, and future Rebels, with Thrawn pretending to be Jodo Kast pretending to be Boba Fett.
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  25. TrakNar Force Ghost

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    The back cover blurb always disappointed me because there was no "Tale of Captain Needa."