Lit One Sentence or Less -- A NEW DAWN

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. CT-867-5309 Force Ghost

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    The message of Champions of the Force, the axiom of the praxeum if you will, is that an apology is worth 25 million lives.
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  2. darklordoftech Force Ghost

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    fixed
  3. Plaristes Force Ghost

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    Isn't this the book where Mon Mothma is possessed by Exar Kun? [face_whistling]
  4. darklordoftech Force Ghost

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    That's just what Cilgal claims in Jedi Academy Training Manual.
  5. Grand Admiral Paxis Jedi Grand Master

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    Despite a crippling loss in the Cauldron Nebula primary and the explosive resignation of her campaign manager, Captain Mullinore, New Order Party presidential candidate Daala still refuses to concede defeat, but the influence of third party spoiler candidates such as Kyp Durron cause her to lose the caucus in her own home electorate of the Maw in a such a massive landslide that political pundits sarcastically remarked that the only way that she could ever win an election was if another Sith miraculously assumed the Presidency and somehow managed to make her look compassionate and competent by comparison.

    Actually, by the start of this one I think she's down to just one [face_laugh]
  6. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    WEEEEEEEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS; NOOOO TIME FOR SIITH 'CAUSE WEEEEEEEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS....OF THE FOOORCE!
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  7. Gorefiend Chosen One

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    As he is from an era were Sith would more often kill each other than Jedi not really surprising that he doesn’t care for Palpatine leftovers.
  8. fett 4 Chosen One

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    The book that says planet wide genocide is acceptable as long as you say sorry.
  9. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

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    The Maw is proud to announce it has now become Grand Central Station for the entire frigging galaxy!
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  10. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    While I personally think Relaxus nailed it, it looks like the temptation of the @three-peat is hard tor resist.

    But wait! A wrinkle emerges!

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    Last edited by CooperTFN, Apr 2, 2013
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  11. GrandMasterKatarn Force Ghost

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    Stackpole, using Corran, shows how lame the Jedi Academy trilogy was and made it awesome
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  12. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    Something about rescuing a hostage family member and salvaging a ludicrous story line.
  13. CT-867-5309 Force Ghost

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    Corran Horn, your friendly neighborhood ghost Jedi.
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  14. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    I, Corran Horn, am such a cool guy that I can be a Jedi, and I can be a cop, and I can be a pilot, and I can be a husband, and I this and I that, 'cause I'm Corran Horn.
  15. fett 4 Chosen One

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    Fixed :p
  16. Tim Battershell Force Ghost

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    Corran Horn's unique 'How I became a Jedi' autobiography.
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  17. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    Corran Horn tries to prove why Corran Horn is better than all those other characters whose names aren't Corran Horn.
  18. fett 4 Chosen One

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    A hack writer plaguerises and attacks another work by another hack writer
  19. Runjedirun Force Ghost

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    A man's wife is kidnapped, so he decides to take a vacation at Luke Skywalker's Jedi Summer Camp and fulfill his dream of becoming a pirate (hot woman who carries a whip included) before rescuing her.
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  20. GoingInside Jedi Master

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    Corran Horn takes the opportunity of his wife's kidnapping to flirt with Tionne, Mara Jade, Leonia Tavira, and possibly a female Shistavanen.
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  21. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

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    Corran Horn recommends a career change for Luke Skywalker after schooling him in hand to hand combat, suggests a break-up for Wedge Antilles without have ever met his significant other, invalidates the other students' defeat of Exar Kun by weakening him beforehand, finds out one of his relatives was nearly as awesome as he was, rescues his wife from a villain no one remembers anything about, speaks in the first person and, oh, yeah, throws Tycho some piloting props.
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  22. COMPNOR Force Ghost

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    The other Invid were a lot better than these Invid.
  23. Darth_Culator Force Ghost

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    Corran Horn Corran Horn Corran Horn Corran Horn, Corran Horn Corran Horn, Corran Horn Corran Horn; Corran Horn, Corran Horn Corran Horn, Corran Horn Corran Horn Corran Horn--Corran Horn Corran Horn--Corran Horn Corran Horn Corran Horn Corran Horn Corran Horn Corran Horn (Corran Horn), Corran Horn!
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  24. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    But its first person!
  25. Arawn_Fenn Chosen One

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    Gotta love canon!