Lit One Sentence or Less -- A NEW DAWN

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    Either the Magical Mystery Tour features a Sky House party or it doesn't count.
  2. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    Han tries going solo against the Vong, but he inevitably picks up a wise-cracking traveling companion and many hijinks ensue.
  3. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

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    Dang I missed Ruin. I'm going to do it anyway:

    Wedge Antilles' passionate search for the truth about his sister is poignantly resolved off screen, Gavin's secret pain over the loss of his Bothan lover isn't resolved at all and Corran Horn is so shamed that he retires entirely from public life for the rest of his days for the next couple of books.

    As for Hero's Trial . . .

    Lunceno, desperate to prove his bona fides, works in at least one character from every other EU novel ever written.
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  4. stung4ever Force Ghost

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    Han and a space Gypsy face his past while the Vong make their first strike against the Jeedai.
  5. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    Han finally quits drinking and decides to stroll down EU memory lane with a monkey-dude, a YV chick and her pet bird.
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  6. Darth_Culator Force Ghost

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    Fixed.
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  7. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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  8. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    My God; is Droma in this book too?
  9. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Not an entry, but just to get the easy joke out of the way:

    Han Jovi and the Amazing Technicolor Warmaster.
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  10. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    The Hutts unsuccessfully try to make the Vong an offer they can’t refuse, while Jacen thinks it’s a good idea to let his psycho cousin take control of Centerpoint instead of Anakin.
  11. RC-1991 Force Ghost

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    Despite the cover, this book does *not* detail the Han Solo/Tsavong Lah buddy-cop comedy of the year.
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  12. Havac Former Moderator

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    COPL and YJK join the list of references as Jacen screws up the New Republic's fiendish superweapon trap, Leia finagles a fleet out of an old flame, and Han tries to do the right . . . my god, is that Bollux -- wait, no, really, is it Bollux or not?
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  13. GrandMasterKatarn Force Ghost

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    Part two of James Luceno's plan to single-handedly reference every character from the Bantam Days while overzealously making sure that that one droid can't possibly in any way whatsoever be Bollux, but it night be, but possibly no, but you never know
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  14. Sinrebirth SWC and EUC Forum Moderator

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    Democracy gets desperate and confers with a former terrorist, which starts a trend which will end well.
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  15. Jedi Ben Chosen One

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    Luke sits on his backside for months and sends his teenage nephews to fire a supergun!
  16. Loopy777 Jedi Master

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    I hope you remember that weird Amazon Fantasy land from that silly book about Han and Leia, because it's just decided that it's not going anywhere after all.
  17. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Despite not actually mentioning the plot, @RC 's running away with it, so I'm gonna call this one early in order to do a SPECIAL ONE DAY ONLY BONUS ROUND!!!

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  18. RC-1991 Force Ghost

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    Carrie Fisher reprises her role from The Blues Brothers.
  19. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    Caught between two men, Leia decides to solve her relationship problems the only way a woman can... WITH A GUN?!
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  20. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    Leia Organa and the Floating Rebel Heads of DOOM
  21. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    Don't let the title fool you, this is actually the cover of Coruscant Vogue, subtitled "how to fight a revolution with style."
  22. krtmd Force Ghost

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    I don't care what it's about - badass Leia gives me a lady boner.

    too much?
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  23. Havac Former Moderator

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    Leia is perched on a RAZOR'S EDGE . . . between bad photoshop and lazy design!
  24. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Not when it's true.
  25. Gorefiend Chosen One

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    Leia steals Maras wardrobe