Lit Books Comics A/V One Sentence or Less -- ANDOR (SEASON 1)

White is so 70's, and this isn't your father's fantasy princess fantasy.... or, well, maybe it is, but your father is probably the market for this book anyway.

 

Two in a row for RC ! Too bad this round was BS.

 

The most cleverly titled book of the series had no balance and no point.

 

Leia gets bald and in response her teenage daughter shouts, "I hate you Bald Jedi Mom," while Jacen admits that his mother is more important than his convictions, and Mara discovers that after a lifetime of growling at everybody she's going to have to learn how to coo for the sake of an upcoming baby; motherhood for the win.

 

A novel dedicated to showing us character development and HOLY BEARD OF KATARN the New Republic lost Duro to the Yuuzhan Vong

 

After many books of separation and angst, the Solo family reunites only to see all they've worked for destroyed by moths.

 

Marakin climaxes.

 

Something about Vong fighting Duros on Duro.

 

The Vong don't like the EU to be contradicted so they go to Duro to hunt down all the Duros of Duro and end that silliness.

 

*coughneedsathirdwordcough*

 

Jacen confronts a moral dilemma THIS BIG.

 

Kathy Tyers attempts to finish the mission begun by Paul and Hollace Davids in The Glove of Darth Vader and complete the extermination of the Duros.

 

The Solo family is stricken with refugee camp crises, mutant bugs, philosophical dilemmas, baldness, blindness, and crippling, while the Skywalkers add a baby to the family and go to restaurants on Coruscant, thus further proving that life isn't fair.

 

Bump.

 

Three words.

 

Pretty tepid round this time, but DarthRelaxus wins.

 

Our introduction to Saba, Barabel Jedi and author's pet, who eventually becomes Grand Master through Klingon Barabel Promotion, as well as our reintroduction to both Bacta tanks and Thracken Sal Solo, War Criminal Hero.

 

The novella that helped make Barabels annoying and made Thrackan Sal-Solo out to be a war criminal hero

 

"Oh, yeah, Leia wasn't crippled after all . . . we should probably make up some kind of explanation for that."

 

Make your peace with all of the sissing now --- you're going to be seeing a lot more of it.

 

She recovered.

 

Siss siss siss, there'sss my three wordsss.

 

This one thinks you are funny.