Lit One Sentence or Less -- Force Heretic: Refugee

Anakin and Obi-Wan ruin Yoda's dinner date with Count Dooku and the most meaningful love story in prequel-era literature succumbs to tragedy.

Darkside: To dabble or not to dabble.

When Yoda learns Dooku taught Ventress that "excellent wine and confusion to the enemy" are the only two things one appreciates more the older one becomes, he decides the time has come to teach his old apprentice a new lesson.

Yoda reveals much about himself, including his ultimate weapon against the dark, a rose.

And really, what better recommendation could there be?

Jello Guys, you've really been letting @Havac run away with these lately. Time to step it up.

TFU.

Hey, I did beat him for Cestus Deception after the fact. That's something.

And TFU? I was hoping MedStar was next.

Arbitrary and capricious.

Vader, Juno, and Apprentice walk into a bar...

Entries can apply to any of TFU's various forms. And Todd, don't forget the 50% rule - if your lead in the last round increases to more than half of Hav's total, you're the new winner.

"So you're telling me there's a chance?"

O rly? This should be fun.

Starkiller Force powers with the Starkiller and the Starkiller, HERO OF THE GALAXY, Starkiller blah blah Starkiller Star Destroyers falling from the skies because of Starkiller and Starkiller, and who are these Skywalkers anyway, and what do they have to do with the majesty of the series that is Starkiller Wars?

So, remember Bail Organa, that awesome non-Force using human who helped found the Rebellion against the evil Enpire with two other non-Force users, Mon Mothma and Garm Bel Iblis, well, the only reason he did it was a Sith apprentice turned almost Jedi talked him into it after a half-drunk, blind Jedi told him there was good in his heart, even after he, a teen trainee killed Shaak Tii, a former Council member and some other random Jedi created just for this multimedia project, because Darth Vader doesn't get the Rule of Two idea of having only TWO Sith, so he decides to get an apprentice, then betrays him because he is a wee bit scared of the Emperor, then talks him into founding the Rebellion on the orders of Palpatine; how ironic, Palpatine and Vader formed the Rebellion by extension; then the still not complete after seventeen years Death Star is the battleground where Rhett, or Starkiller as some call him, proceeds to thrash Vader and is killed saving the fake founders of the Rebellion after kissing his pilot, and dies bein heroic, but in a strange twist, did he die? Or something.

In short, a blind, drunk Jedi; a half-Jedi, half Sith who breaks the Rule of Two; Darth Vader, who doesn't understand the Rule of Two; and Emperor Palpatine form the Rebellion in a terrible plan.

Vader trains weakling apprentice Starkiller to found the Rebel Alliance mere months before A New Hope with everyone and their pet Kowakian monkey-lizard knowing about the Death Star and it's location, because the Emperor is sick of his enemies mocking him behind his back

I agree with Jello. Half my english teachers would have a thing or two to say about the evils of semicolons.

I had hoped the clear intent of the thread would prevent me from needing a hard and fast rule about it, but you may be right. For the moment I'm just going to reserve the right to disqualify especially long entries if they have no other value than listing a hundred things.

Oh yeah, entry....


Darth Vader's secret apprentice Flint Lumiya Tao Starkiller kills some Jedi, dies, founds the Rebellion after discovering he likes boobs, only to tragically die again, and inspires Princess Leia to adopt his family crest as the symbol of the Rebellion, all in the span of six months.