Lit One Sentence or Less -- Force Heretic: Refugee

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The Force Unleashed - Now it's never coming back.

Instead of a story about brave Senators loyal to the ideals of the Republic risking their lives by rebelling against the Empire, we have Palpatine's worst plan yet, which involves using the most ridiculously overpowered Force user ever as a not-so-secret apprentice (who may or may not have been part of Palpatine and Vader's plans to openly overthrow the other) to create an unnecessary enemy, which leaves one wondering why he didn't just execute them all before or even after the "Rebel leaders" escaped (who couldn't do anything without Starkiller's aid anyway so their escape means nothing) and returned to the Senate, since its not like Palpatine has absolute power, oh wait, but at least Starkiller's death was probably the only good part of the story, as that means it'll be the last we'll ever see of him... right?

A story that show's Starkiller now competes with Ahsoka to be the most powerful hardcore Jedi/Sith ever.

Part One of the infamous Starkiller Trilogy in Two Volumes.

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J U N O!!!

PROXY can solve all of the continuity problems, I just realized.

Oh yeah, Sam Witwer goes around blowing stuff up with the force until Darth Vader tells him blowing stuff up was his plan all along and Sam is confused so he pimp slaps the Emperor but then gets killed because heroic sacrifice.

The End?

^^ So he pimp slaps himself?

UNLIMITED POWAH!!!

What's all this business about Starkiller being Rhett?

We can't tell you. It's a secrhett.

I was told why he's called Rhett once, but I've honestly forgotten. Secrhett Apprentice or something... not sure if that's intended to make sense

I thought it was because the story didn't give a damn about continuity.

My entry:

The rules of TFU; DO NOT mention TFU!

Darth Vader infuriates Palpatine by accidentally creating the Rebel Alliance and then getting captured, but at least he didn't lose the Death Star plans... I mean, how could he mess that up?

I know what?

Ding ding.

Bail Organa is rescued from being executed on the Death Star only to be executed by the Death Star.

And the part where that's supposed to make any degree of sense?

"I know what" was directed at Zor. "Ding ding" was the bell confirming your statement was correct.

The Force Unleashed is the game that makes you wish games would be labelled Infinities.

I know, but was too lazy to cut the first part.

Ah well, I suppose we don't have anything better to call the dude. Starkiller is a bit on the melodramatic side.

But Skywalker is perfectly normal?