I still can't believe that Bib and Salacious B. Crumb were able to defeat Palpatine's last clone through the power of friendship.
Enlightenment can be found here: http://boards.theforce.net/threads/rise-of-the-dark-falls-the-forgotten-eu-masterpiece.23079001/
Or http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Wookieepedia:Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense/Derek_J._Reda and http://darth.wikia.com/wiki/Bib_Fortuna_and_the_Rise_of_the_Dark_Falls Whoever wrote that second entry couldn't even write proper English "I am confirmed that it DOES in fact exist!".
A truly magnificent ode to the indomitability of the Twi'lek spirit, contained within an epic saga of crime and justice, depicting the search for knowledge we all carry in our hearts and calling us to better our world, all in the masterful prose of that soulful savant, Derek J. Reda.
Bib Fortuna's biggest adventure, in which he tries to tell the New Republic the truth about Endor, but ends up getting swallowed by his political opponent, Some Sort of Viper, after some cool battles, so it's basically Game of Thrones in Star Wars but with more intrigue.
Newcomers, do not be fooled; Although the only print run of this book says "forgotten" before it was around to be forgotten, this is NOT a HOAX; Lucasfilm has a monopoly of the Force-using population and had a Vision of the Future which showed that it would be forgotten, then published a few copies anyway.
The removal of Bib Fortuna's brain by the B'omarr Monks results in severe psychological trauma, causing him to argue with a bunch of Kowakian monkey-lizards who he thinks are Senators, experience delusional episodes that make him think the glorious and benevolent Empire is evil, and scream something about being eaten by "some kind of viper" after falling into the Sarlacc.
After this round ends, can someone make a complete plot summary based on these sentences? I'd do it myself, but I'm off to two weeks of merry camping in a dark forest (except that I'll work as a secretary in bosses' building, so not exactly camping, but still in the dark forest)
