Lit One Sentence or Less -- GALAXY OF FEAR: THE NIGHTMARE MACHINE

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    @Parnesius wins this round, making FOTJ a three-way. Still, if you ask me, the real winner here is the OSOL thread in general, for we actually had a debate over how many sentences are allowed in an entry of a thread called One Sentence or Less.

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    The cover's have turned black. That's how you know they mean business.
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  2. DigitalMessiah Chosen One

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    Reminds me of some discussions here about certain books.
  3. Gamiel Force Ghost

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    They say that you should not judge a book on its cover; I am judging Conviction and I find it bad, uninspiring and cheaply made
  4. Revanfan1 Force Ghost

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    The one where Vestara makes jokes about Ben only wearing black; she's one to talk.
  5. The Compeer Jedi Master

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    I hereby defer to His Imperial Majesty's prescient musings on the subject: "Anakin, I told you it would come to this! I was right - the Jedi are taking over!"
  6. Nobody145 Force Ghost

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    Tahiri finally decides to break out of jail, making the trial plotline of the last five books a complete waste of time.
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  7. Jeff_Ferguson Force Ghost

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    Luke's exile, Tahiri's trial, and other plots that have been slowly and painfully building up for several books suddenly come to fizzling, anticlimactic ends; the Jedi are allowed to go help Luke but we instead get one more book of him, Ben, and Vestara visiting a Force-using sect because for some reason the planning team isn't done milking that pointless storyline; OMG THE JEDI MADNESS still infects Valin and Jysella but that amounts to nothing in the end, too; and no hope is left anywhere because the one author in whom we all still had faith has gotten three strikes and is out.
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  8. Parnesius Jedi Grand Master

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    You wait six books for a coup d'etat and then two come along at once.
  9. DigitalMessiah Chosen One

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    I really don't know why I read this book.
  10. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    Boba Fett disguises himself as Boba Fett to break Daala out of prison, presumably to have lots of old-people sex with her.
  11. Parnesius Jedi Grand Master

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    Now that lame Kenth Hamner with all his 'peaceful resolution' and 'none are above the law' nonsense has been eliminated, the Jedi Order can deal with things the Jedi way: by executing a coup d'etat against the lawfully constituted government, throwing the Chief of State in prison and installing Grand Master Sebatyne as co-dictatrix for the duration of the emergency, thus vindicating Daala Luke in his trust seriously, I wish that last part was sarcastic but Luke is totally fine with everything they've done.
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  12. Master Corran Horn Force Ghost

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    The one where Boba Fett, dressed up as a fake Boba Fett to make the Jedi think it was a fake Boba Fett but was really the real Boba Fett, breaks Daala along with Tahiti, accidentally, out out of prison.
  13. DarthRelaxus Force Ghost

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    Smell the Glove

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  14. Loopy777 Jedi Master

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    Luke and company return to that bug-planet we never wanted to hear about again, Abeloth loses her soul-clamp on that old girlfriend of Luke's we never want to hear about again, Boba Fett rescues his old buddy Daala in that romance we never wanted to hear about again, the galaxy is conquered by that lizard Jedi we never wanted to hear about again, and Seha Dorvald gets a cool boyfriend in a subplot we'd love to hear about again but still haven't.
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  15. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    You had me at "Tahiti".
  16. Master Corran Horn Force Ghost

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    Stupid Auto Correct...was typing this on my tablet...lol
  17. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    Gonna bump this one so hopefully the powers that be will see it.
  18. AusStig Jedi Grand Master

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    The jedi were the guardians of peace and justice, thats why after murdering their lead who disagreed with them, they over throw the government that wants to reign in their power.
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  19. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    Very quiet round this time. Don't tell me hatred for FOTJ is dwindling? @Parnesius takes his third win.

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    I want to see some fire for this one.
  20. Zeta1127 Force Ghost

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    What is the point of posting anything about osik that I have no interest in reading or even knowing about?
  21. Revanfan1 Force Ghost

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    Vestara kills her dad, and Jaina's pep talk consists of, "suck it up, little wimp, I killed my own brother and didn't bat an eyelash!"
  22. The Compeer Jedi Master

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    We've reached the point where even the other characters (who are none too bright themselves) are pointing out that Luke's cunning master plan of abandoning Coruscant to the Sith has the unfortunate drawback of, you know, abandoning Coruscant to the Sith.
  23. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    Sometimes it helps to talk about it.
  24. Zeta1127 Force Ghost

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    Everybody is sick and tired of hearing me complain, and the people who could do something about it don't care at all about what I think.
  25. The Compeer Jedi Master

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    We're allowed two entries, right? Here's my second:

    In this book, Abeloth's trail finally runs cold, forcing Luke to come up with a bold new strategy to track her and her Sith allies down: Eeenie Meenie Miney Mo.
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