Clone Wars One Sentence or Less Game: TCW version

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  1. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    I shamelessly stole borrowed this game from the Lit forum, and it's mod-approved so here goes.

    The idea is to summarize each episode in one sentence or less to create an "Essential Viewer's Guide" for TCW episodes. That way people who forgot to set their DVRs busy professionals who might not be able to watch every episode will have very brief summary of it.

    Rules:

    1. The briefer the better, but you do have to actually summarize the episode. "It sucks" doesn't count. "Awesome" doesn't count either.

    2. Readers vote for their favorite summations using the oh-so-handy "like" button. I'll put a new episode up for vote every three days or so and keep a tally of who got the most "likes." Winners will get the privilege of getting tagged in the thread as the winner, unless the mods decide to do something else.

    3. Theoretical bonus points if you make me laugh. I would add more theoretical bonus points if you make me laugh when I'm in a crappy mood, but that would make Moonman a potential winner, so...no on that.

    First up: TCW movie.

    And here is mine:

    Anakin meets his match in a 14-year-old girl in a tube top, Obi-Wan flirts with Ventress, Jabba the Hutt reproduces and OT references abound.

    And...go.
    Last edited by anakinfansince1983, Dec 20, 2012
  2. CT-867-5309 Force Ghost

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    Good idea.

    Inexplicably, Anakin gets a half-dressed apprentice and they start a one-up contest that will last the whole series, Obi-Wan and Ventress engage in foreplay that will last the whole series, Jabba's Uncle Truman Capote betrays him and Anakin and Dooku duel for the first but definitely not the last time in the series.
  3. AkashKedavra_93 Emperor of the Seven Realms and the First Dragons

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    Star Wars: The Clone Wars Film:
    Anakin's Padawan is very orange, Yoda's head is inflated, Obi-Wan and Ventress are sexually frustrated, Hutts are asexual, Anakin duels Dooku for what he thinks is the last time, and Christophsis civilians are nonexistent.
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  4. Darth_Zandalor Force Ghost

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    Series as a whole:

    It's like a big steamroller of fail that occasionally has chunks of quality flake off of the increasingly bloated and self important smugness.
  5. Jordan1Kenobi Host of EUC Battle of... Games

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    TCW Movie:
    Anakin gets given an apprentice even though he is still an apprentice, Grievous stands on a ship thinking to himself why he didn't get a bigger role in this movie, Obi-Wan flirts with his bald friend, while Jabba, being the great father he is, loses his baby, leaving the whole of the republic to go on a massive mission to find him.
  6. AkashKedavra_93 Emperor of the Seven Realms and the First Dragons

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    Ambush: "Battle droids have awful humor while Yoda proves that he is a sheer badass at the expense of Ventress."
  7. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Do you all want to do one episode a day instead of every three?
  8. rumblewagon Jedi Grand Master

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    Clone Wars movie:
    Jedi Anakin Skywalker, his (oddly) scantily-clad padawan, and a courageous band of clone troopers led by the ever redoubtable Captain Rex embark on a daring rescue mission of an odorous Hutt larva; while Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi is reunited with Dark Acolyte-temptress Asajj Ventress for a lightsaber tango under the silver moonlight.
  9. Garth Maul Manager Emeritus

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    Mannequin gets perky alien teen to help him save odorous tadpole from the clutches of Mr Burns, whilst his stuffy master has lunch with Connery and flirts with a PVC-clad goth.
  10. AkashKedavra_93 Emperor of the Seven Realms and the First Dragons

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    Rising Malevolence: "A formidable new weapon is unveiled by General Grievous against the Jedi and Anakin and Ahsoka race against the clock to secure the rescue of Master Plo and the Wolfpack."
  11. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    @AkashKedavra_93, I believe AF said one episode every three days. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. ;)
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  12. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    In some universe that looks an awful lot like Star Wars, our heroes Skyguy and Block Beard team up with Snips and Artooie to stop Truman Capote and Count Dracula from gaining Don Corleone's support by framing the heroes for killing the crime lord's son, Stinky.
  13. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Good ones, guys. I'm going out of town tonight for a Christmas family get-together; I'll tally tomorrow and start the three days on Ambush. Looks like Garth is handily winning this round so far.
  14. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    @Garth Maul won that round with 7 likes.

    Next up: Post your one-sentence summaries of Ambush.
  15. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Yoda is a badass, plays saber-snatch with Ventress, and every other character reacts to Yoda with "WTF?"
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  16. QuangoFett Force Ghost

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    A daring young B1 officer, recently promoted to Commander, matches wits with on the sinister Lieutenant Thire and the relentless General Yoda on the battlefield... and loses, though not much more badly than Ventress.
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  17. Jordan1Kenobi Host of EUC Battle of... Games

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    Yoda shows off infront of his Clone Troopers by destroying every Droid that he sees, while Lieutenant Thire helps Yoda instead of trying to track him down for Darth Sidious, and then Yoda stops Obi-Wan's bald girlfriend from killing Watto's uncle.
  18. rumblewagon Jedi Grand Master

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    A small, green, whirling, twirling, giggling, chuckling, shriveled creature armed with a lightsaber activates god-mode on a battalion of battle droids and Dooku's Sith wanna-be while a band of clone troopers looks on, jaws agape.
  19. CT-867-5309 Force Ghost

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    Strong with the Force Ventress is, but not as strong as Yoda.
  20. Garth Maul Manager Emeritus

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    Old green muppet inspires troops by reading aloud from Zen & the Art of Blaster Rifle Maintenance.
  21. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Winner of the Ambush round is again, @Garth Maul with four likes.

    Rising Malevolence...go.
  22. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Count Dooku gives the future Hoth rebels a weapon against the Empire, and Anakin teaches Ahsoka that she should pretend to play along with the Council and he would teach her how to break the rules later.
  23. CT-867-5309 Force Ghost

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    Straight from Dave Filoni's heart: The clones have no self-worth, but it's okay because Plo Koon is a swell guy and turn the ship around, Ahsoka knows where Plo is.
  24. FARK2005 Jedi Grand Master

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    Count Dooku and General Grievous play with their newest toy, Ashoka learns the fine arts of rule-breaking, Anakin clashes with the Council and gets a taste of his own medicine. Meanwhile, Plo Koon takes his men for a stroll in space.
  25. Garth Maul Manager Emeritus

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    Ha ha not even going to try to top this
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