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Clone Wars One Sentence or Less Game: TCW version

Discussion in 'Star Wars TV' started by anakinfansince1983 , Dec 20, 2012.

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  1. rumblewagon

    rumblewagon Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Darth Sidious commands Dooku to test a new portable ion cannon which works splendidly making Sidious happy :); but also angry:mad:because it nearly gets his pre-Sith hopeful killed because that pre-Sith hopeful stubbornly disobeys the Jedi Council which makes Darth Sidious happy :) ; and Plo Koon uses his Force Space Walk ability to kill idiot space droids in outer space!
     
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  2. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    CT-867-5309 and FARK2005 tied this round with three votes each.

    Shadows of Malevolence...go.
     
  3. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Dooku makes worst **** move yet by trying to blow up a hospital full of wounded people, Anakin shows outstanding leadership while navigating his way through a smuggler's den full of space sharks he didn't know about, and a million-credit reward for the lucky person who can find Ahsoka's mute button.
     
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  4. Garth Maul

    Garth Maul Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Wing Commander nerd has to change plans to defeat stage boss when he realizes the other players on his LAN haven't upgraded to ADSL.
     
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  5. QuangoFett

    QuangoFett Jedi Master star 4

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    When Grievous flies off to set a medical station up the bomb, Yularen warns them to make their time as Anakin takes off every zig for great justice.
     
  6. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Force Ghost star 6

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    A solid mix of the final battles of A New Hope and The Wrath of Khan, except this time the superweapon does not explode into atoms, despite taking a direct hit to its most vulnerable section.
     
  7. Garth Maul

    Garth Maul Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    If only Anakin said "Grievous, I'm laughing at the superior intellect"
     
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  8. rumblewagon

    rumblewagon Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Anakin Skywalker, his pouty, tube-topped padawan, and band of merry clones navigate a school of gargantuan space manta rays to destroy Grievous's portable iCannon in a series of maneuvers that would make son Luke proud.
     
  9. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    CT-867-5309 won this round with three likes.

    Next up, Destroy Malevolence.

    Go.
     
  10. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Force Ghost star 6

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    Padme and 3PO show up and turn this episode into a total cluster****.
     
  11. Dark Lord Tarkas

    Dark Lord Tarkas Jedi Master star 5

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    C-3PO has a repeat performance of his Ep. II droid factory antics and Obi-Wan Kenobi rides that train.
     
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  12. rumblewagon

    rumblewagon Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Padme in danger...again...and Dooku's new iCannon gets turned into iScrap as Grievous fails...again...
     
  13. Cary_the_Brave

    Cary_the_Brave Jedi Knight star 3

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    Just destroy the damn ship already!
     
  14. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Obi-Wan is a badass for (close to) the last time in the series, battle droids are about as funny as your average Nick Jr character, Anakin does some awesome crash ship reprogramming, and "Clean up my droid parts woman!"
     
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  15. Garth Maul

    Garth Maul Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Filoni manages to combine every annoyingly mediocre thing about the prequel trilogy into one mediocre TCW episode.
     
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  16. Ziro the Butt

    Ziro the Butt Jedi Padawan

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    Participate in anakinfan's game or do not post here in here. Continue to be disruptive and there will be consequences. <3 See
     
  17. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Cary_the_Brave won this round with three "likes."

    Next up...Rookies.

    Go.
     
  18. 07jonesj

    07jonesj Jedi Master star 4

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    "What the hell was that?" and you'll still be crying about Hevy four years later.
     
  19. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Force Ghost star 6

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    In an early episode that foreshadows clone individuality to come, the droids show rare competence by dressing like clones and a clone shows his creativity be pretending to be a droid.
     
  20. Cary_the_Brave

    Cary_the_Brave Jedi Knight star 3

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    Hevy: Not to brag, Captain and Commander, but it took us three tries to pass the Citadel test on Kamino.
     
  21. Jordan1Kenobi

    Jordan1Kenobi Host of Star Wars Character Contest star 6 VIP - Game Host

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    Hevy starts the Z-6 rotary blaster canon death legacy, while Droids have a go at playing Clones and Clones have a go at playing Droids.
     
  22. Mr. Atom Bomb

    Mr. Atom Bomb Jedi Knight star 1

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    Don LaFontaine: "In a world... ravaged by wooden character models and equally wooden dialogue... one team of clone soldiers will spit in the face of poor writing with an overuse of B-movie one-liners... and they will take. no. prisoners."
     
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  23. Garth Maul

    Garth Maul Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best - Voltaire.
     
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  24. rumblewagon

    rumblewagon Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    A batch of shinies shine as they protect their brethren from commando droids that are far deadlier and more intelligent than their future models.
     
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  25. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Bored clones learn to beware of meteor showers and giant eels, and the Separatist fleet actually has competent droids.

    And anakinfan is claiming the clone with the goatee.
     
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