Clone Wars One Sentence or Less Game: TCW version

Discussion in 'Star Wars TV' started by anakinfansince1983, Dec 20, 2012.

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  1. SithStarSlayer Manager Emeritus

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    [face_laugh]

    Winner.=D=
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  2. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    @Jordan1Kenobi won this round.

    Next up: Downfall of a Droid.

    Go.
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  3. CT-867-5309 Chosen One

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    Anakin doesn't give up on his lost pal R2 and R2's replacement Goldie does everything he can to work against our heroes, but for some reason they stick with him.
  4. Garth Maul Manager Emeritus

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    Manikin struggles with the most basic concepts of cause and effect as Goldie stretches our suspension of disbelief to the breaking point...which is finally achieved through a Trandoshan who needs Pepto-Bismol.
  5. Jordan1Kenobi Host of EUC Battle of... Games

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    Goldilocks and the three Jedi fight against Grievous' forces, and Anakin get's annoyed asking who ate my porridge and who sat in my chair, while Ahsoka doesn't mind, and R2 gets taken by the big bad wolf.

    (It's a resemblance to how Anakin gets annoyed at everything Goldie does, but Ahsoka doesn't)
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  6. Garth Maul Manager Emeritus

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    Don't explain your jokes, son. ;)
  7. rumblewagon Jedi Grand Master

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    Following a brilliant space battle maneuver by General Skywalker, silly nicknames and Goldie saboteur attempts abound with near equal frequency as Hellboy actor voices a flatulent, slothful Trandoshan miscreant conspiring with Grievous on his inevitable future fail.
  8. FARK2005 Jedi Grand Master

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    Does a droid have feelings? And if it does, is it possible to hurt them? Last but not least: can a droid actually be fat? We find out in this episode!
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  9. Garth Maul Manager Emeritus

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    Lolz at the end there FARK.
  10. Dark Lord Tarkas Force Ghost

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    Contenders in excess of one sentence are disqualified!!!
  11. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Anakin gets attached to everything up to and probably including his own poop, and Ahsoka is the worst comedian in the galaxy.
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  12. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    @Garth Maul won this round.

    Duel of the Droids is up next.

    Go.
  13. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    R2 opens a can of whoopass on an enemy astromech whose nickname probably makes Kate Hudson's mom cringe, and Ahsoka displays herself as Teh Ultimate Wise Padawan...again.
  14. CT-867-5309 Chosen One

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    Duel of the droids, the duel that has been so eagerly anticipated since 1977.
  15. Kualan Force Ghost

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    High on cough syrup, Grievous begins his descent into drug-dependent frailty when he is unable to outfight Ahsoka Tano, leading to a cyborg who switches off Dooku's holograms mid-conversation in case it turns out to be an intervention.
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  16. Garth Maul Manager Emeritus

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    Filoni surprises with gripping duel between archrival Leatherman roombas despite the lack of dialogue, wait that's not surprising at all.
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  17. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Holy ****, I won? [face_blush]

    Now up, Duel of the Droids.

    Go.
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  18. CT-867-5309 Chosen One

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    lol we just did Duel of the Droids, so I'll do Bombad Jedi.

    Jar Jar, 3PO and Padme are the main ingredients in a recipe competing for worst episode ever.
  19. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Oh, dammit, my bad. Thanks CT. :)

    Bombad Jedi it is.
  20. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    Jar Jar cosplays as a Jedi with predictably disastrous results, while we learn that Padmé is part Rodian.
  21. Garth Maul Manager Emeritus

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    In a mind-boggling move in Season 1 of a brand-new show, Most Hated Character in SW history, Goofy Black Slave stereotype, is handed a starring role along with his stereotype sidekicks, Lara Croft and Prissy British Butler.
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  22. Jordan1Kenobi Host of EUC Battle of... Games

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    Whosa Jedi? Jar Jar notsa Jedi, but he sure manages to do what they can by taking out Battle Droids, a Crab Droid and dodging three Droidekas and saving the day just in time before Nute Gunray had finished the slowest "ready, aim, fire" in history when the Droidekas were already aiming right at Padme and Threeso.
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  23. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Padme is as naive as ever in thinking that everyone can be reached by a diplomatic solution, and Jar-Jar puts on Anakin's robe and performs slapstick antics.
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  24. rumblewagon Jedi Grand Master

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    The Revenge of the Psuedo-Jedi Binks while Padme discovers an unripped, unclawed white skinsuit from her wardrobe and wields a laser blaster during her aggressive negotiations.
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  25. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    @Todd the Jedi won this round with five likes. That might be a record so far for this game, that's awesome.

    Next up, we see if anakinfan can get her brain to fire on all cylinders and avoid posting a repeat of the last episode *ahem*...

    Cloak of Darkness.

    Go.
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