Lit Books Comics A/V One Sentence or Less -- ANDOR (SEASON 1)

How to take the capital of the galaxy with just Headhunters and the Death Star's Little Construction Droid Brother (and Wedge!)

 

Yes, Defenders were created for the TIE Fighter game, but what I'm mostly annoyed with is Stover's apparent disregard for both Isard's Revenge and the entire X-Wing series depiction of Hobbie (both comics and novels) in favor of Darklighter. Just feels like "I'm a hardcover, I don't need to pay attention to those silly MMPB X-Wing novels."

 

There's nothing in X-wing saying Hobbie doesn't have prosthetics.

 

The Mothmatist's guide to installing democracy by unleashing deranged convicts in civilian centres, highjacking a weather control station and destroying the local water supply because all Imperials are war criminals who must be stopped.

 

Corran Horn and the Taking of Coruscant.

 

Rogues go wild on Coruscant!

 

The New Republic distributes Get Out of Jail Free cards while egotistical pilots go undercover to play tourist, discuss and discover the exotic side of dating, and debate over who has the best sob story.

 

Corran Horn's Tales of Interspecies Lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ove: Samplin' Some Sweet Selonian Sugar (Species-Swapping STDs Seriously Stymieing Salacious Sensuality, Sadly).

 

Should have put "war criminals" in quotes for proper effect, but otherwise spot-on.

 

Corran Horn and Wedge Antilles (plus those Rogue guys) spring convicts from jail with the help of the Katarn Commandos and then smuggle them to Coruscant so the New Republic can take it while Corran has a date with Isard in an underground SSD

 

Serious:

The Rogues decide to add ground campaigns to their resume by sneaking onto Imperial held Coruscant in a destabilization effort.

 

Not Serious:

Finally, another bike chase!

 

Not Serious:

AWWWWKWWWWWAAAARRRRDDDDD

 

Oops!

 

Housekeeping note: now that we're a ways into this, I've started keeping a separate record of the winners, and in going back through the thread, I'm pleased to note that there haven't been any big shifts in the winning Like tallies, with the one exception of Knight Errant, where Hav's entry has caught up to Coffee's and they're both currently tied at 9 votes. I do want to leave open at least a small window for anyone who gets a good entry in under the wire but doesn't have time to accumulate many likes, but in the interest of not constantly re-litigating old rounds, I'm going to rule that if a non-winning entry (that was submitted in the initial round) goes on to surpass the original winner by at least 50%, it will then become the new winner (meaning that Hav would need at least 14 votes to Coffee's 9). Failing that, the results at the end of each round are final.

 

A few funny things happened on our Coruscant vacation; by Wedge, Corran, Gavin, Nawarra and the gang!

 

Otter Love: The Book, also the fall of the galactic capital.

 

Grand Admiral Paxis wins! New wild card round, in honor of Nick:

Destiny's Way. Go.

 

The good guys/ACKBAR open a humongous can of sorely needed whoop-ass on the Vong, while Luke makes some offhand remarks that come to haunt the EU years later.

 

I.... I actually won something?!? I don't know what to say! I'D LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMY!

 

Weird, creepy, force sensitive, chicken thing saves Jacen Solo so years later her brain washing will become apparent and he can try to destroy the galaxy.