Lit Books Comics A/V One Sentence or Less -- ANDOR (SEASON 1)

Of course, we should keep in mind that hyperspace is technically another dimension, and that's as Star Wars as it gets.

 

So Waru lives in hyperspace?

 

I think there's a difference from, for lack of a better term, a Lovecraftian dimension vis-à-vis another spatial dimension that permits FTL travel. Granted WEG sorta made it both, but the Charon are a marooned conventional species or something.

I think Mortis is in the source material sufficiently ambiguous to even allow it to be a Jungian inner space allegory if one chooses. But Denning don't like Jung so we cannot have nice things like ambiguity.

Waru is "anti-Force" though.

 

Star Wars Deathmatch - Cthulhu special: Waru versus Abeloth!

 

Exactly
Ia, ia Waru!

 

Apologies for the absence, I wasn't expecting to be away from a computer for most of this week. Plus finals etc etc.

CooperTFN brings home his first win. Knew making this thread would pay off one day.

You know, I'm feeling adventurous.



For those that don't recognize it, that would be the Lost Tribe of the Sith: Spirals comic.

 

Lost Tribe of the Sith meets Real Sith!

 

Kesh turns out to be the Gilligan's Island of planets.

 

The slice of life story of a group of myke wannabes

 

The one I've never read so I can't properly compress it into one sentence.

 

The Lost Tribe of the Sith is attacked by a Bela Lugosi Dracula cosplayer.

 

This one was so unpopular that I forgot it existed for awhile. I'm tempted to just bump it, but I don't think that will do any good. MistrX wins.



Now this is something I hadn't forgotten.

 

SKY HOUSE SKY HOUSE SKY HOUSE SKY HOUSE
SKY HOUSE.

 

The Jedi Prince series at least knew what appealed to their target audience, and that is really slick cover art.

 

A-HAWWW-HAWWW-HAAAAAWWWW.

 

FTFY.

 

REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED WITH ABOUT FIVE COURSES AND A BUNCH OF TWI'LEK DANCING GIRLS

 

All I have to say is:
Hutts can grow beards?

 

A Hutt with a beard and apparently pigtails is really all you need in life.

 

Jerry Garcia is a Hutt?

 

The most repulsive story about Hutts until Karen Traviss' Star Wars: The Clone Wars.

 

Dashing through deep space,
in a one-Hutt mosque-shaped ship,
to Tatooine apace
laughing like a drip
(a-haw-haw);
Jabba's doors are closed,
at the news Zorba gapes:
by Leia's hand his kid got hosed;
now vermin eat the drapes,
O!
jingle bells, Zorba yells:
"I'll avenge my son;
there'll be no more Pirate Boogie
in the SKY HOUSE when I'm done";
O!
jingle bells, Zorba quells
Lando at Sabacc,
carbon-freezes Trioculus
then survives the Sarlacc!

 

Han Solo throws a housewarming party for his SKY HOUSE that features zoochberry juice, the Space Pirate Boogie, and the most comfortable chair ever designed, and receives from Luke the gift of a housekeeping droid he doesn't want, but this is all screwed up when the Jedi Prince Ken goes for a joyride and everyone happens to end up on Trioculus's extraordinarily coincidentally-located braze-producing factory that Han knew about but still located his SKY HOUSE next to, and a lot of crap happens but the main thing is that Zorba the Hutt shows up and cons Lando out of Cloud City with a transparently stupid rigged card game and File JTHW -- Jabba the Hutt's Will!, thus allowing him to capture Trioculus and freeze him in carbonite, saving Leia from Trioculus's attempts at captive romance and making the main villain look like kind of a chump all of a sudden, all tragically leading to Han's abandonment of his SKY HOUSE before he's even had the chance to live his dream -- in short, this is the tragedy of Han Solo's SKY HOUSE.

 

Gah, Christmas is not a good time of year for me. We had a tie, so I was forced to unlike one of the contestants. In the end, I had to go with Parnesius.