Lit Books Comics A/V One Sentence or Less -- ANDOR (SEASON 1)

The cover art is the best thing about the book.

 

Three royalties hang out together with their middleclass school mate in the forest successfully combining their homework with their hobbies.

 

Before war, before Sith, before extragalactic aliens and falling moons and twin duels that ended with one dead, the Solo twins and friends were just a bunch of innocent children having fun on Yavin Four.

Sorry, just feeling nostalgic for when these books first came out. I know calling these books good would be a stretch, but still, nostalgic.

 

Nobody145 wins.

Sticking with the young adult books for a moment...

 

A blabbermouth little girl with adorable ringlet hair recruits a sullen boy with ice blue eyes to go down a river, and they find a rabbit and a gold ball of light.

 

The beginning of a beautiful relationship.

 

Massassi souls trapped in a giant bowlfish and a chinchilla Jedi.

 

Because the existing psychic rabbit character was insufficient.

 

He's not psychic.

 

This is based more on the cover rather than the book (which I don't really remember by now)-

Anakin needs to move faster if he wants to outrun that boulder that's heading towards him- oh wait, wrong Lucasfilm franchise.

 

Ricky Gervais loves talking about this book and does so at every opportunity.

 

Tahiri can't stop talking, Anakin doesn't know how, and a random furry Jedi leads them to lost souls.

 

Didn't this book create a vortex in the space-time continuum in which Junior Jedi Knights happens before but after Young Jedi Knights?

 

A golden globe of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff?

 

The first Star Wars book I ever read; needless to say, I had no idea what in Darth's name was going on.

 

I'm gonna give this one to CooperTFN, because it's not a picture and because it completely deserves it.

Going there and back again...

 

In which Jacen and Jaina fight each other while holographically disguised as Darth Vaders.

 

The bad guys actually succeed in this book it just doesn't take effect for twenty years.

 

The first return of the Nightsisters

 

Two Solos and a Wookiee have to escape a space station run by a guy who's insanely attractive–but only guys notice how handsome he actually is.

 

I have the same problem.

 

Is that Susan Sarandon?

 

Kevin J. Anderson completely fails to think through the implausible twin-vs-twin duel where a pair of five-foot kids duel what are either wholly unconvincing five-foot Vaders or else holograms that are completely unrelated to what's actually happening and thus their ability to actually duel makes no sense, thus satisfying everyone who expected exactly that kind of glorious stupidity in his rambling dictation.

 

DigitalMessiah wins.

I'm gonna get the first three books from each series down before moving on to something else. The good news is that those among you who can actually remember what the hell happened in these books should theoretically have an advantage. Of course, making fun of the books usually works well too.