Lit Books Comics A/V One Sentence or Less -- ANDOR (SEASON 1)

"Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm a Jedi, can I rebel with you maybe?"

 

FIFY

 

Yeah but Kanan is the one who was pining after her when they met.

 

Fem troopers

 

Yeah but he didn't want to rebel, he just wanted another round at the bar.

 

Besalisks and more Besalisks.

 

And now for something completely different....but also kinda the exact same.

 

When Kanan Met Hera

 

Slimy? Mudhole? My home this is!

 

Oh, yeah, so Cynical_Ben wins or whatever.

 

Next use one sentence to describe the one sentence where Palpatine's first name has been said.

 

How many Sheev puns can you fit in one sentence, people?

 

I am officially forbidding Sheev jokes from the next round.

 

I take that as an invitation.

 

No need to get so sheeved off about it CooperTFN , geez.

 

I guess someone has to with Havac not participating.

 

So I finally compiled the past year of entries into a new volume of the Pithy Reader's Companion. Spoiler: Hav won again.

 

Lugija your entry for the RotS novelisation absolutely killed me

 

Hah, I think I managed to be the first to quote the novel, so every entry after me felt like the same joke.

Speaking of my winning entries, I knew there was something wrong when my entry for Hard Targets apparently won Iron Eclipse. CooperTFN, you have failed. Barriss won the first arc, I won the second.

 

Huh. The cover image for the second arc is dead (at least or me) and I skipped right past it. Good catch.

TBH, if that's the only thing I ****ed up in there it's a miracle.

 

There was something else, too, but I don't remember what it was...

 

Now that I've finished it...

 

"Bah-Bah-Bah-Bum-Da-Dah-Bum-Da-Dah!" goes the march of the galaxy towards freedom!

 

That's likely to make me want to just pepper my speech with them. You'd be hearing Sheev jokes every third word.