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Lit Books Comics A/V One Sentence or Less -- ANDOR (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 7 VIP

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  2. Lugija

    Lugija Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    That's what you get for forbidding Sheev jokes. Nobody wants to play with you.
     
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  3. JediMara77

    JediMara77 Force Ghost star 4

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    A Jedi who is not Luke Skywalker and a Rebel who is not Princess Leia fight a crazy cyborg Imperial who is not Darth Vader and prevent the Empire from destroying a planet that is not Alderaan.
     
  4. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 7 VIP

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    We're not even doing that book yet. :p
     
  5. Cynical_Ben

    Cynical_Ben Force Ghost star 4

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    Wherein we spend a fairly decent length revealing the motivations and backstory of a character who (spoiler alert) has all of six or seven lines in the actual show thus far.
     
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  6. Joe Kalicki

    Joe Kalicki Jedi Knight star 1

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    Young Imperial loves oppression until it makes winning a game more difficult.
     
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  7. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 7 VIP

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    I was about to start Tarkin before I realized that Ben was winning EotG with only two votes, so I'm gonna bump this and give it a couple more days just in case.
     
  8. Kablob

    Kablob Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    The Empire is hella cool, except when it's not.
     
  9. IG_2000

    IG_2000 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Drunken shenanigans with Kanan and Kevin O'Leary from Shark Tank wearing a kilt.
     
  10. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 7 VIP

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  11. ifleninwasawizard

    ifleninwasawizard Jedi Master star 4

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    A xenophobe unconvincingly attempts to excuse his xenophobia by claiming that some of his best friends are nonhumans.
     
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  12. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 7 VIP

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    Okay, three likes, lenin wins. Moving the hell on...

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    If your entry revolves around a Sheev joke you are boring and I will mock you.
     
  13. Gamiel

    Gamiel Chosen One star 9

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    Well, Sheev that!
     
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  14. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Luceno continues his trend of fitting as many references to other works in as he can manage.
     
  15. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Grand Master star 5

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  16. pronker

    pronker Force Ghost star 4

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    Operation Repo, as told from both sides.
     
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  17. stung4ever

    stung4ever Jedi Grand Master star 3

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    Luceno has Tarkin channel Bear Grylls, minus the drinking of his own urine.
     
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  18. IG_2000

    IG_2000 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Tarkin: "Dude, where's my spaceship?"
     
  19. Cynical_Ben

    Cynical_Ben Force Ghost star 4

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    Wherein one of the most urbane and uptight characters in the entirety of Star Wars turns out to have learned his hardest lesson by climbing the GFFA equivalent of the Aggro Crag.
     
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  20. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Ars Dangor is canon, also some other stuff happened.
     
  21. ifleninwasawizard

    ifleninwasawizard Jedi Master star 4

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    A chimp teaches Tarkin not to screw with the Emperor.
     
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  22. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Loving Tyrant of SWTV, Lit, & Collecting star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    One for each other and all for one
    The Three brave Imperials are we
    Brother to Brother and everyone
    A brave Imperial
    Fighting for peace and security
    Where ever you find is where we will be
    For the three brave Imperials are we

    We are the three Imperials
    We are the three Imperials

    Over the hyper lanes across the stars
    The three brave Imperials are we
    Stamping out rebels till none remain
    The brave Imperials
    The three brave Imperials
    Where ever they meet us our destinies lead us
    Imperials we are always together
    Where ever we go we're three brave Imperials
    And we'll be Imperials forever

    We are Sheeeeeeeeev
    We are Daaaaaaaaarth
    We are Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarkin
    And Imperials forever we'll be!
     
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  23. Kablob

    Kablob Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    In which Vader tracks a ship using his personal toilet.
     
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  24. darklordoftech

    darklordoftech Force Ghost star 6

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    The main villain of Star Wars (1977) finally gets a backstory.
     
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  25. mes520

    mes520 Jedi Master star 4

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    Tarkin knows everything.