Lit Books Comics A/V One Sentence or Less -- ANDOR (SEASON 1)

Schrodinger's Jedi Temple.

 

The story of Tarkin and Vader being bffs


Sent from my iHorse

 

Thank goodness, a challenger to Ars Dangor at last.

 

One does not simply ignore Ars Dangor, for long.

 

Well, while it wasn't my own favorite, I suppose it's only fair that GrandAdmiralJello wins. And I guess that does it for now--HTTJ is still a ways off, so maybe I'll do season one of Rebels in a couple months.

 

IT LIVES

 

Get inside Luke Skywalker's head as he goes on a series of so-so adventures with a interesting new non-white female character, which include fighting off brain worms, playing with his noodles, rescuing a snarky Givin slicer, and ordering a larger fridge from the Alliance quartermaster.

 

"She's dead, Jim," I thought with a pronounced sigh, glad that no one could hear my far too eloquent thoughts and be knocked out of the story; "Now where did I leave those power converters?"

 

Listen to Luke's eloquent internal monologue and mourn a character with much potential.

 

Math math something math something math.

 

Math math something math something FRIDGE!

 

Luke has trouble reassembling a triple-crystal light saber and force pushing a plate of noodles with rancor sauce, so he puts the leftovers in the fridge, next to his girlfriend.

 

A novel overshadowed by its title.

 

Fridge.

 

*coughlazycough*

 

In which we see Luke growing into the role of heir to the Jedi order.

 

It is a tale told by an innocent,
Full of math and noodles, fridgifying Nakari.

 

"It's a stark fact that reasserts itself each time I wonder what I'm supposed to do now, and how little I sound like myself."

 

Wasn't it "a stark fact that continually reasserts itself?"

 

Not in my copy.

 

This is not the Luke you're looking for.

 

Maybe it was just like that in the sampler.

 

nice khakis

 

Something, something, Luke's head don't match the rest of the cover, something.

 

So many noodles, so little time.