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Lit Books Comics A/V One Sentence or Less -- ANDOR (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. The Compeer

    The Compeer Jedi Knight star 2

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    That's a bit of an exaggeration; it's only two sentences, you know. Not sure I can condense it any further, though.
     
  2. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Hello, my name is Kir Kanos: you killed my Emperor, prepare to die!
     
  3. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    A badly drawn, badly written story that plays up its hero as an uber-badass, so of course it ends up massively overrated.
     
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  4. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 7 VIP

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    ...which should be taken as a sign to try a different idea. Two sentences may be less than a paragraph, but it's equally wrong. :p
     
  5. Grand Admiral Paxis

    Grand Admiral Paxis Jedi Master star 3

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    What the biography of Kyle Katarn probably would have looked like, had he stayed with the Empire.
     
  6. AdmiralWesJanson

    AdmiralWesJanson Force Ghost star 5

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    A story based on the assumption that the silent red guards of the Emperor are the best of the best of the best badass ninjas in the Empire, before we find out all they really do is stand beside doors and get punked by Yoda.
     
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  7. Gamiel

    Gamiel Chosen One star 9

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    The tale of a brainwashed supersolders killingspree to avenge the most evil man in the Galaxy, the first name on his roaring-rampage-of-ravage-list is his on brother!
     
  8. Dr. Steve Brule

    Dr. Steve Brule Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Revenge is a dish best served hot [puts on sunglasses]...crimson hot.
     
  9. Nobody145

    Nobody145 Force Ghost star 5

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    Reinforcements don't get much better than a Super Star Destroyer with the Alliance starbird.
     
  10. Esg

    Esg Jedi Master star 4

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    [​IMG]
     
  11. MercenaryAce

    MercenaryAce Chosen One star 6

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    One man proves his undying loyalty to the Empire by working with rebels and killing every Imperial he can find.
     
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  12. Son of a Bith

    Son of a Bith Jedi Master star 4

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    Oh man I love that .gif of Guile! lol
     
  13. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 7 VIP

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  14. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Loving Tyrant of SWTV, Lit, & Collecting star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Nom Anor begins his grand quest to plant the seeds of the eventual Yuuzhan Vong invasion, while Kir Kanos takes up bounty hunting and kills more fake Imperials or something.
     
  15. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Kir Kanos could have just sat this one out, because Xandel Carivus was doing a fine job running his traitorous movement into the ground on his own.
     
  16. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    A comic that is read purely for the enjoyment of Kir Kanos killing people decides, "You know, what we need is an incredibly vague and complex plot about clones and the Empire and a mystery guy and oh there can be some Hutt and a bunch of cannibals in it for no reason and let's bring back the insanely boring love interest no one cares about but we all still recognize is obligatory so we can jam the New Republic in there some," thus ensuring that it will continue not to be read for the plot.
     
  17. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Disclaimer: this does not apply for anything featuring Kyle Katarn.
     
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  18. Gamiel

    Gamiel Chosen One star 9

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    But what if Charlemagne19's theory that Kir Kanos was a clone of Kyle Katarn is true? If something does not apply for Katarn dose the same not apply for Kanos then?
     
  19. Gamiel

    Gamiel Chosen One star 9

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    Brainwashed supersolder continue his killingspree but the writhers’ seams to have forgotten that he is meant to be an anti-villain not a anti-hero, also there is a loot of interesting architecture and ideas that are never used again
     
  20. MercenaryAce

    MercenaryAce Chosen One star 6

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    In which all returning characters forget what their feelings towards each were last issue -most notably going from swearing to kill Kanos to falling in love with him- and where it is revealed that the unnamed flabby doctor with a silly looking hat in Dark Empire was the one who really killed Palpatine, yet he still gets no name.
     
  21. Jedi Ben

    Jedi Ben Chosen One star 9

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    A fat bastard Imperial wannabe, Kir Kanos and Nom Anor - what's not to like?
     
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  22. AdmiralWesJanson

    AdmiralWesJanson Force Ghost star 5

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    Black Sun, Nom Anor, and the New Republic all decide to meddle in the Empire's attempt at a multi-cultural/ multi-gender ruling council with poor results, until the death of all the other Red Shirt Red Guards means Conservation of Ninjitsu kicks in and Kir Kanos rescues the girl(s) and saves the day, though decides getting a cool X-Wing is better then getting the girl in the end.
     
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  23. blackmyron

    blackmyron Chosen One star 7

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    Alternate title - the Crimson Bloodening of the Imperial Council.
     
  24. Gorefiend

    Gorefiend Chosen One star 5

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    An awesome Hutt hosted Party happens and some other stuff :)
     
  25. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Chosen One star 5

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    Every slasher story needs a sequel that doesn't make sense.